1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:10,583 [music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:33,958 --> 00:00:34,958 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Allan? 5 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:35,916 TOM REILLY: No. 6 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:36,958 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Christoper? 7 00:00:37,083 --> 00:00:38,875 TOM REILLY: Hm, no. 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,041 Nigel? 9 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,333 No. 10 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,791 [sighs] 11 00:00:42,916 --> 00:00:44,541 Leonard, that's cute. 12 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:46,041 That's so cute! 13 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:48,416 We have a little fat kid that likes internet porn. 14 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:49,375 What about Hans? 15 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,291 What about Adolf? 16 00:00:50,416 --> 00:00:51,333 That's great. 17 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:53,500 It rings, rolls off the tongue. 18 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:55,458 Charles! 19 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:56,833 It's a classic. 20 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:58,416 You can't find anything wrong with Charles. 21 00:00:58,541 --> 00:00:59,791 Are you kidding me? 22 00:00:59,916 --> 00:01:01,666 Do you know what the nickname for Charles is? 23 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:02,583 What? 24 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,291 Chucky. 25 00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:05,625 How am I supposed to fall asleep with 26 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,166 a little red-haired toddler named Chucky 27 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:08,250 sleeping in the next room? 28 00:01:08,375 --> 00:01:09,375 Just forget the book, OK? 29 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,125 We don't need the book. 30 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:14,750 Let's come up with our own name, like Apple or Destiny's Child. 31 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,208 I got an idea. 32 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,500 Just look at me, right? 33 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:21,958 What's the first name that pops into your head? 34 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,041 Doofus. 35 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,541 [giggles] 36 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:25,750 OK, you go. 37 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,750 First name that pops into your head. 38 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:29,375 Boobies. 39 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,083 You want to name our child Boobies? 40 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,875 I'm saying that I'm open to it. 41 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,875 Honey. 42 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:34,875 [toaster ding] 43 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:37,916 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Sweetie, the book 44 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:38,958 says it's best to come up with a name 45 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:39,916 before the birth of the baby. 46 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:40,958 [sighs] 47 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,083 Will you relax with the book? 48 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,166 You're obsessed. 49 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,833 Honey! 50 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:47,125 You know doing research makes me feel more comfortable. 51 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:50,333 Speaking of which, I've decided not to do an epidural. 52 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,250 What? 53 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:52,791 Yep. 54 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:55,000 Apparently, natural childbirth's better for the baby. 55 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:58,125 But everybody says the pain is unbearable. 56 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,916 Whatever's best for Baby Big Nose. 57 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:02,583 Big nose? 58 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,750 Oh sorry that's just the name that popped into my head 59 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,416 when I was looking at you. 60 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:09,166 Oh, that's very funny. 61 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:10,625 That's very funny. 62 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,041 [screams] [laughter] 63 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,000 Honey, please! 64 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,750 You're making me pee! 65 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,041 Whoa, whoa. Look at the time. 66 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,583 I've got to go. - Oh. 67 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:19,708 Promotion day. 68 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:22,791 Good luck, sweetheart. 69 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:24,791 Hey, I love you. 70 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:25,750 I love you. 71 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:32,500 Tom. 72 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:33,375 Tom. 73 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,250 Tom Reilly. 74 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,458 How the hell are you, man? 75 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,458 What's going on? 76 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:38,333 Good, Forrest. 77 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,000 How are you? 78 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,208 The last time I saw you, you were with Sofia Kowalski. 79 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,583 Yeah, we-- we got married actually. 80 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,083 Way to go, man. 81 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,708 You know I was never one of the people that said 82 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:49,000 she was out of your league. 83 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,291 In their face, right? 84 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:51,958 Yeah. 85 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,125 We're about to have a baby. 86 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,958 Congratulations that's fantastic! 87 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,375 Yeah, good stuff. 88 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,750 My wife and I just did that deal in December. 89 00:02:57,875 --> 00:02:59,916 Kids are expensive as hell though. 90 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:02,041 You know I just made SVP at Armstrong, 91 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:05,708 making 500 grand a year and we're barely making ends meet. 92 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:07,083 We just got a beach house in the Hamptons. 93 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,500 Oh. 94 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:12,333 Piece of advice, you want the most ass ever? 95 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,666 Please. 96 00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:14,708 Get your wife a beach house. 97 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,375 Oh. 98 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,333 I'm serious I can't keep her off my junk. 99 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:20,291 I'll have to remember that. 100 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:21,833 Hey, come out to the Hamptons sometime. 101 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,083 We'll go sailing. 102 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:24,166 - I'll bring my yacht! - Even better. 103 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,708 - OK. - All right. 104 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:29,291 $500,000 a year, can you believe that? 105 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:30,708 I went to school with this idiot, 106 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:33,958 he's one of the stupidest people I ever met. 107 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,416 Where did I go wrong? 108 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:36,541 Dude, you're a cook. 109 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:38,125 I know. 110 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,416 Should've become a hedge fund guy, 111 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:43,166 I'd be getting ass out in East Hampton. 112 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,958 OK people! 113 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,041 There's a lot of hungry stockbrokers up there. 114 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,333 They're counting on you. 115 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:53,833 What's wrong? 116 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,208 Somebody left a bunch of salmon out overnight. 117 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,000 Leon's docking everybody's pay. 118 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:58,291 That's ridiculous. 119 00:03:58,416 --> 00:04:00,333 Well, you've got to talk to him, Tom. 120 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:01,625 No, no, no, no, no. 121 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:02,708 Not me this time, guys. 122 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:04,333 Sorry. 123 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,583 Tommy, you're the only guy that can stand up to him. 124 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:06,916 Paco, my wife's about to have a baby. 125 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:08,333 I need this promotion. 126 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,791 Well this guy's going to dock our pay, man. 127 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,500 [clapping] 128 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:12,833 Let's go, ladies! 129 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:14,541 I don't pay you to stand around all day. 130 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:15,833 Hey, Summers. 131 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,458 Look I need you to work on Sunday, OK? 132 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,333 Leon my sister's getting married on Sunday, remember? 133 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,000 Oh. Well, you know what? 134 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:22,416 You got to tell me that when I'm making out the schedule. 135 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:23,833 I can't keep track of everyone's social life. 136 00:04:23,958 --> 00:04:25,041 - I did tell you. - I'll sub for him, Leon. 137 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,416 Paco, silencio. 138 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:28,708 Summers, I'm sorry. 139 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,166 You got to be here Sunday, that's it. 140 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:32,750 I don't make the rules. 141 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:33,625 Oh wait, yes I do. 142 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,083 You got something to say Riley? 143 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,416 'Cause, uh, I'd love to hear it. 144 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,625 Leon, you're an asshole. 145 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,375 And you're fired. 146 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,250 What? 147 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,500 Oh, ay dios mio. 148 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,250 You heard me, Banderas, hit the road. 149 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,291 Go on back to your 10-family shack 150 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,000 and watch Telemundo all day. 151 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,458 I don't give a shit, all right? 152 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,375 OK, we both got a little carried away. 153 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,791 I admit it, you admit it. 154 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:04,833 Let's-- let's just have a cool down period, OK? 155 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:05,875 Do you want to use my apron? 156 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,916 I can get most of that off. 157 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:10,791 Are you kidding me, [inaudible]?? 158 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:12,375 You don't hit a guy with a pork chop! 159 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,583 [music playing] 160 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,250 [screams] 161 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:16,250 Crazy bastard! 162 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,791 [clattering] 163 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:19,708 TOM REILLY: OK, no. 164 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:20,625 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 165 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:21,541 Come on! 166 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:22,541 We're sor-- We're sorry. 167 00:05:22,666 --> 00:05:23,750 We're sorry. We're sorry. 168 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:24,666 We're sorry. 169 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:25,583 We're sorry. 170 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,583 You're fired too. 171 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:32,000 [screams] 172 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,875 [chatter] 173 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,916 [piano music] 174 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:42,291 Aha. 175 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,875 Forrest, here's some pork on the house. 176 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,250 [chatter] 177 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:56,375 How's the ahi? 178 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,583 Oh I'm so fat. 179 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:58,750 Oh. 180 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,208 [stretches] 181 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,125 [sighs] 182 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,541 Don't give me that crazy look, Kimmie. 183 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,250 I see you. 184 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,125 I have too much to do before I got to get out of here. 185 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,041 KAREN: Hey, Sof. 186 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,708 Can I ask you something? 187 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:12,541 Do you really think you can raise a kid on Tom's salary? 188 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:15,000 He's getting promoted to Head Lunch Chef. 189 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,708 We're going to be fine. 190 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,625 I have to say I have a hard time seeing you as a housewife. 191 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,708 I am not going to be a housewife. 192 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:23,041 I'm going to be a full-time mom. 193 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,666 Of course, yeah. 194 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:30,333 [gasp] 195 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,291 What? 196 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:32,291 [phone ring] 197 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:35,041 Don't worry about it, man. 198 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,875 Hello? 199 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,541 Now? 200 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:40,750 Tom's self-conscious 'cause his 201 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,208 peep has a little curve to it. 202 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,583 [laughter] 203 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,000 But hey it still works, right? 204 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:46,791 [laughter] 205 00:06:46,916 --> 00:06:48,250 What are you two giggling about? 206 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,916 Your cute little curve. 207 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,166 I'll get you another pillow. 208 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:56,250 Babe, please don't talk about my curve. 209 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,458 My curve is private. 210 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,625 Sweetie, she's our delivery nurse. 211 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,208 Eventually she's going to see my vagina 212 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,000 and most likely watch me poop. 213 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,416 What now? 214 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:05,916 Most women poop at some point during the birth, 215 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:06,791 I told you that. 216 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:08,083 No, no. 217 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,125 I'm pretty sure I would remember that. 218 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,208 So, which way does it curve? 219 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,125 Don't answer that. 220 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,500 Left. 221 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:15,000 It's actually right, it's just her left. 222 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,791 Come here, sweetie. 223 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:19,375 You look more nervous than I am. 224 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,291 I know. 225 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:21,625 It's OK. 226 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,000 Really. 227 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,000 It's the most natural thing in the world. 228 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,583 Women have been doing this for thousands 229 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:29,833 and thousands of ye--! 230 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:31,541 What the hell was that? 231 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,333 I told you those contractions were going to get stronger. 232 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,041 But don't worry, you still have some time 233 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:36,541 before they get real nasty. 234 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:37,791 That wasn't nasty? 235 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,208 That wasn't nasty? 236 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,416 Hell no. 237 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:41,791 Tom, I think I changed my mind. 238 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:42,708 I want the drugs. 239 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,083 Now? 240 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,666 I-- I-- I could probably score you some weed. 241 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:48,875 Sophia, you turned down the epidural. 242 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,333 And the anesthesiologist is in surgery now. 243 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,958 Baby, what about all the research? 244 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:53,833 Screw the research. 245 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:54,750 Get me the drugs. 246 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,125 [music playing] 247 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,875 I'm sorry, I was told the black, bald guy 248 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,500 at the counter who's always trying to get 249 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:04,833 some is an anesthesiologist. 250 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,333 Is that you? 251 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,875 That is me but I'm going home in just a second. 252 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,625 Oh, can I just talk to you for-- 253 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,458 Sorry, that goes there. 254 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:15,333 My wife turned down her epidural and now she totally regrets it. 255 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,541 She's in a lot of pain-- 256 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:17,958 I-- I'm very sorry but you're going 257 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,291 to have to speak to one of the anesthesiologists 258 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,583 that are on call. 259 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,083 So I'm just trying to get out of here 260 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:23,541 because in a few minutes I'm going to crack this-- 261 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:24,666 Excuse me. 262 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:25,750 We can't find anybody else. 263 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,250 Excuse me. 264 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,041 Do you not see two grown folks talking right here? 265 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:32,000 Can you respect that? 266 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:35,416 [indistinct conversation] 267 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,333 [screams] 268 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,208 Honey, I found one. 269 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,208 Can you please get me an epidural? 270 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,125 Please? 271 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,083 Ah, much better. 272 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:04,250 Thank you so much. 273 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,500 I'm just glad I could help, Sofia. 274 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,750 All right, you can take him away. 275 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,500 Trying to steal a brother's Hummer. 276 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,083 Please forgive me. 277 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,416 He was just trying to help me. 278 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:15,625 Don't make him miss his son being born. 279 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,541 There must be something we can do. 280 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:20,625 Babe, uh, we still don't have a name for our son. 281 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,500 Ah. 282 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:22,625 What's your name? 283 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,500 Hakeem. 284 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:30,083 What's your last name? 285 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,250 Oliver. 286 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,333 TOM REILLY: Hey, Oliver. 287 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,291 [yawns] 288 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:35,791 He's beautiful. 289 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:43,625 Uh, baby? 290 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,625 A funny thing happened at work today. 291 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,291 TOM REILLY: It's a setback, baby. 292 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:49,625 But we're going to get through this. 293 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,083 The important thing is that we have 294 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:54,458 a beautiful, perfect, handsome, baby boy, right? 295 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:57,333 [intercom voice] 296 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,416 And we love each other, right? 297 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,708 Do you remember how we decided that I was 298 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,500 going to stay home with our baby and you 299 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:09,916 were going to support us? 300 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,125 But Sofia, it was the principle of the thing. 301 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,375 You should have seen this gu-- 302 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,875 It's always the principle of the thing! 303 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,500 First it was a museum job, but then you 304 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,625 didn't want to turn into a pretentious social climber. 305 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,375 Then you decide to become a magazine 306 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,250 writer, which lasts until you tell your editor he's a whore. 307 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,583 Not an actual whore, Sofia. 308 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,958 A whore to the entertainment industry. 309 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,375 You speak your mind and you can smell bullshit a mile away 310 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,750 and that's what I love about you. 311 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,708 But sooner or later people make compromises! 312 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,666 They don't like what they do, they hate their boss, 313 00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:37,083 they're bored most of the time, that's what having a job is! 314 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,000 Mm-hmm. 315 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,875 OK, well. 316 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,041 What if this whole thing was a message from God? 317 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,750 What do you think God's trying to tell us? 318 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,666 Maybe he's trying to tell us that it's time for us 319 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:53,250 to move out of New York City. 320 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:57,958 I could finally take your dad up on his job offer. 321 00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:01,458 [MUSIC PLAYING - A.C. NEWMAN, "MIRACLE DRUG"] 322 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:13,583 [music playing] 323 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,166 [SINGING] He was tied to the bed with a miracle 324 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,833 drug in one hand. 325 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:23,208 In the other, a great lost novel that, I understand 326 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:27,666 was returned with a stamp that said, 327 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,375 thank you for your interest-- 328 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,291 Woohoo! 329 00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:31,458 Ohio! 330 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,458 Look, Oliver! 331 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,083 Yes! 332 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:37,833 -- [SINGING] his soul for a perilous slide into crime. 333 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:42,583 He had decided that he would err on this side of divine. 334 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,708 Being told this was wise. 335 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,250 A lot of white people in this neighbourhood. 336 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:52,125 -- [SINGING] payback with interest in due time. 337 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:56,000 So why all the history now? 338 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,291 [baby noises] 339 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,041 Kids! 340 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,791 Welcome. 341 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:08,416 Great, it's your parents. 342 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:10,208 They're in our house already. 343 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,625 Look at that baby! 344 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:12,958 I'm gonna eat you! 345 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,375 I'm gonna eat you. 346 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,666 Ah! 347 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:17,875 Oh. 348 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Your stuff got here safe and sound. 349 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,666 Not that you had very much. 350 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,250 Well, dad, our apartment in New York 351 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,541 was about the size of this porch. 352 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:25,583 I love it, go ahead. 353 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,250 Whose furniture is this? 354 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,500 Surprise. 355 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:37,583 Got you a little housewarming gift. 356 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:38,750 BOB KOWALSKI: You know having a job 357 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,875 completely changes a man, Tom. 358 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,208 It's not just about the money, it's about having a purpose. 359 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,166 It's about feeling proud of yourself. 360 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,541 Dad-- 361 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,125 You know I've been employed before, Bob. 362 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,708 No I'm not talking about a cook. 363 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,875 I'm talking about a real job. 364 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,666 Dad, Tom was a chef, not a cook. 365 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,333 A chef's a cook, right? 366 00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,708 Personally, I think being a cook is a real job. 367 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,375 BOB KOWALSKI: You want a tip on how to succeed, 368 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,958 you take a look at this girl here. 369 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,625 Did you know that your wife was Phi Beta Kappa? 370 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,833 That she got 170 on the LSAT? 371 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,333 I know that, Bob. 372 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,333 If you remember we've been dating since college. 373 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:19,583 [speaking spanish] [cheep] [cheep] Oh, don't eat me. 374 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,208 I'm for grown-ups. 375 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,916 You know who I'm putting in charge of training Tom? 376 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,291 Chip Sanders. 377 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:26,750 Oh, great. 378 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,250 TOM REILLY: So what's this Chip guy like? 379 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,416 I haven't seen him for years. 380 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:35,166 We were in cheerleading together. 381 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,791 Which reminds me, when are you going 382 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,791 to dig out one of your cheerleading outfits 383 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,291 and do a little routine for me? 384 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,666 I don't know. 385 00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,583 Are you going to score a touchdown for me? 386 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,541 [WHISPERS] Oh I will score you a touchdown, yeah. 387 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:50,000 [kissing sound] 388 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,916 Tom, don't. 389 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,958 It's just, Oliver eats from there. 390 00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,000 It just seems kind of weird. 391 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,625 I'm sorry, maybe it's just a little too early. 392 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,500 Is that OK? 393 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:03,750 Of course it's OK. 394 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,666 Of course. 395 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,458 It's totally fine. 396 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,375 OK. 397 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,416 [baby noises] 398 00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,333 Wish me luck, family members. 399 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:23,416 [kissing sound] 400 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,333 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Hm. 401 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,833 Give him hell. 402 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:29,708 I'll miss you guys. 403 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,958 [music playing] 404 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,666 [chatter] 405 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,583 [singing] 406 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,000 Tom! 407 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,791 Hi. 408 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,458 Welcome to Sunburst. 409 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,458 Thank you. 410 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,500 Oh I should have told you. 411 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,541 Suit and tie is not required. 412 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:09,916 Casual Friday everyday, huh? 413 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,000 No, it's not business casual. 414 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:12,916 We tried that. 415 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,791 It's business appropriate. 416 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:19,000 It's about being yourself, but in an appropriate way. 417 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:19,875 It's kind of special. 418 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,333 Oh. 419 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,166 You know, I've been here longer than anybody. 420 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,500 30 years. 421 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,916 Last year, a visionary took over. 422 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,666 His name, Don Wollebin. 423 00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:30,875 Guys! 424 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,333 Guys, I want you to meet Tom Reilly, 425 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,458 our new assistant associate creative. 426 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,625 [BOTH] Hey, Tom. 427 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,500 It's Manny. 428 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,041 - He's Doug. - Oh oh. 429 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,250 Oh oh. - Oh. 430 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,666 Oh oh. DOUG: What's that? 431 00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,708 What you trying to do? 432 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,250 Is that going somewhere? 433 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,416 It's off. 434 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,500 Catch. 435 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,416 Whoa. 436 00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:48,916 Whoops. 437 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,208 Nice, Manny! 438 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,541 Can't let my man down. 439 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,125 You got to catch it, Tom. 440 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,291 The yes ball gets thrown around the office all day long. 441 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,291 It's a way of showing that we're all in sync. 442 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:00,791 Oh. 443 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,125 Once you start thinking about stuff in a new way, 444 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,625 it'll turn your whole world upside down. 445 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,583 Ha ha. 446 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,500 Come on. 447 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,875 [WHISPERS] Oh my god. 448 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,458 BOB KOWALSKI: People just aren't eating as much fried fish 449 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,750 anymore. 450 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,666 So Don says, let's shift the paradigm. 451 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,541 Forget fried fish, let's reinvent the tartar sauce 452 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,666 as a hamburger spread, call it Pickle Whip, 453 00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:28,583 and sell it to teenagers. 454 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,791 That's classic Wollebin. 455 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,125 [laughter] 456 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,750 BOB KOWALSKI: No question. 457 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,791 Now last but not least, I want to introduce all of you 458 00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:40,208 to our new assistant associate creative, Tom Reilly! 459 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,000 [applause] 460 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:44,958 Thank you all. 461 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,416 I'm sure that this experience will-- 462 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,291 Sit down, Tom. 463 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,500 It's all right. 464 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,500 Hey, Tom. 465 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:55,291 [laughter] 466 00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:56,666 MAN: Throw it. 467 00:16:56,791 --> 00:17:03,333 [chatter] 468 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,208 BOB KOWALSKI: Yes! 469 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,958 Oh I don't want too many. 470 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:09,875 Or do I? 471 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,500 [chatter] 472 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,416 Go long! 473 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,208 Come on, buddy. 474 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,166 You got to jump for those. 475 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,041 Uh, unfortunately I-- 476 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,708 I can't. 477 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:27,208 And I-- and I haven't been able to, Tom, since I was five. 478 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,375 It's great to meet you though. 479 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,958 My name's Chip Sanders. 480 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,291 This is the guy you're going to be working under. 481 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:39,666 [music playing] 482 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,583 Hey, Chip. 483 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,041 I-- I'm really sorry about what just happened. 484 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,000 I feel like an idiot. 485 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,791 Hold it right there, Tom. 486 00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:49,166 We don't apologize at Sunburst. 487 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,750 You know the Japanese have a term called moushiwake. 488 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,000 It's a way of saying you're sorry 489 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,000 and taking responsibility. 490 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,750 At Sunburst, if you feel you've fallen short, 491 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:05,333 you write a moushiwake on one of these little yellow pads. 492 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,208 Here, there you go. 493 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,791 Just go ahead, write it down. 494 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:12,625 Chip, I'm sorry I threw the imaginary ball-- 495 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,625 It's supposed to be silent. 496 00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:21,875 Tom, don't you worry about it. 497 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,458 If I got depressed every time somebody 498 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,041 made a joke at my expense, I'd never get out of bed. 499 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,125 Oh, I wasn't making a joke. 500 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,500 I didn't-- 501 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,833 Tom, you'll be working under the best here. 502 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:31,791 Oh, sticky. 503 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:33,166 I'm sorry. 504 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,541 Chip just won Ohio Advertiser of the Year. 505 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:37,958 Oh, congratulations. 506 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,666 I don't do it for the awards. 507 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:45,333 He created Senor Tomato for the Ketchup Caliente Campaign. 508 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,083 Caliente! 509 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,166 [laughter] 510 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,000 [speaking spanish] 511 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,041 I love this guy. 512 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,666 Yeah I'm pretty proud of him. 513 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,416 There's not a lot of Latino characters in advertising. 514 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:58,250 Oh he seems like a really nice role model. 515 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:03,041 Well it's nice to do well, but also to do good. 516 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,541 [speaking spanish] 517 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:05,958 [baby laughs] 518 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,375 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Look whose awake. 519 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,041 It's Mr. Stinky Winky. 520 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,375 [baby laughs] 521 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,125 It's Mr. Stinky Winky's pinkies. 522 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,708 You made mommy a nice little poo, a stinky poo. 523 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,083 Yes you did. 524 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:26,000 [adult baby talk] He backed away. 525 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:30,083 His hand holding the purple crayon shook. 526 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,041 You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you? 527 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,000 Johnson told the Senate subcommittee he was satisfied 528 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,708 with the President's budget, even though it represented 529 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,333 a 6% decrease from last year. 530 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,708 [music playing] 531 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:55,958 So, you married Sofia Kowalski. 532 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,916 You are one lucky man. 533 00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:58,958 Thanks. 534 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,208 You love her, Tom? 535 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,458 Oh yeah. 536 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,208 You earn her love every single day? 537 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,708 I believe I do, Chip. 538 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:05,625 That's all I need to hear. 539 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:14,291 So listen, I want you to know that I don't care whether you 540 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,125 got this job through family connections 541 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,750 or had to earn it like the rest of us. 542 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,541 What's important is that you're here and that's awesome. 543 00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:21,958 OK, well. 544 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,500 I'm-- I'm just excited to jump in, whatever you 545 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,583 got for me just let me know-- 546 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,875 Hang on there, killer. 547 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,583 We're going to walk before we run, OK? 548 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,708 Did you see Karate Kid? 549 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,666 Yeah. 550 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,291 Miyagi, Macchio. 551 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:33,791 OK? 552 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,041 And right now we're in the wax on, wax off period. 553 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,583 Advertising here, advertising never here. 554 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,666 TEEN [ON TV]: She and my mom got in a heated argument 555 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,416 and my mom took her to the ground 556 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,291 and started hitting her while my dad stood over top laughing. 557 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:55,375 MAN 1 [ON TV]: Did you later find 558 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,625 out that that was not true? 559 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,833 Hearsay. 560 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,291 MAN 2 [ON TV]: [inaudible] hearsay. 561 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:01,375 MAN 1 [ON TV]: Did you ever hear your sister 562 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,958 say that she hated your mother? 563 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,166 TEEN [ON TV]: Constantly. 564 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,541 Hi. 565 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:10,541 Hi. 566 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,000 What are doing? 567 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,541 Nothing. 568 00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:14,958 Are those Snaps? 569 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:15,875 Yeah. 570 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,833 That's pretty cool. 571 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,125 CHILD: It's pretty stupid. 572 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,166 My dad won't let me watch TV anymore. 573 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,041 That's bullshit, dude. 574 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,166 Yeah. 575 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,916 This is all I can do. 576 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,125 You want to trade? 577 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,083 Just kidding. 578 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,333 Uh, that on-- that one was a dud. 579 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,083 It happens. 580 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:38,708 So during the school year, I live with my mom in New Jersey. 581 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,625 And I spend the summer here with my dad. 582 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,875 But he's at work all the time. 583 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,083 And all my friends live back in Parsippany 584 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,833 so it's pretty [inaudible]. 585 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:50,083 [music playing] 586 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,833 Hey, think fast. 587 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,791 [laughs] I'm just messing with you. 588 00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,250 I'm Carol, by the way. 589 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,125 Tom. 590 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,333 Hey, Tom. 591 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,375 Can I give you some advice? - Yeah. 592 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,375 Get out of here. 593 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,125 Run, run as fast as you can. 594 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,750 Walk out that door and don't look back. 595 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:10,625 I'm just kidding. 596 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,541 [laughs] But not really. 597 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,458 [laughs] This is going to be awesome. 598 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,791 Somebody's eating Chip's yogurt. 599 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,000 CHIP SANDERS: Yo, Carol, watch your legs. 600 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:23,041 No breaks, thank you. 601 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,041 How we doing, gang? 602 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:24,958 Huh? 603 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:28,250 [music playing] 604 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,416 Uh oh. 605 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,500 Either one of you two guys seen wh-- 606 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:37,916 [music playing] 607 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,000 Is this your yogurt? 608 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,666 Uh huh. 609 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,875 Oh 'cause-- 'cause Bob had said something about, like, 610 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,500 free snacks in the kitchen. 611 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,458 Muffins. 612 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:52,666 Muffins are for everyone. 613 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,000 Yogurt's mine, everyone knows that. 614 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:57,541 But listen, my fault, you're new. 615 00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:59,166 I'll just-- I'll just go buy you another one. 616 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,458 No no. 617 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,458 I'm your mentor, I should've told you. 618 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,166 I'll go hungry today, that'll be my punishment. 619 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,333 No no, please. 620 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,625 At least finish the rest of this. 621 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,666 No, you've already done about 2/3 622 00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:10,166 of that, why don't you finish it off. 623 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:11,000 OK? Enjoy. 624 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:15,500 It's peach, my favorite. 625 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,875 I give you one week. 626 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,833 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Who is that? 627 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:22,291 Who is that? 628 00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:25,708 Hi, Dad. 629 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,916 Dad, I pooped today. 630 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,416 What did you do? 631 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,041 Can you please change my diaper, Dad? 632 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,500 My dad loves Chip. 633 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,583 He's like the son he never had. 634 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,416 What about me? 635 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,291 It's totally different. 636 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,041 You're his son-in-law. 637 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,750 Chip's a great guy, babe. 638 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:45,583 He just, I don't know, he seems a little angry or something. 639 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,291 Well maybe you'd be a little angry too if you'd 640 00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:48,625 lost the use of your legs. 641 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:49,500 It's not that. 642 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:50,500 I don't-- I don't know. 643 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,958 He just-- he's nice. 644 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,666 I just-- I think he might have a dark side. 645 00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:58,291 Tom, is your first week on the job. 646 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:00,375 I really hope you're not picking a fight. 647 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,166 I'm not saying anything bad about him. 648 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:05,666 Everybody has a dark side, I have a dark side. 649 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,541 I'm very dangerous. 650 00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:08,541 Oh, yeah? 651 00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,500 Yeah. 652 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,500 Come here. 653 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:19,000 [toilet flushes] 654 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,458 'Sup? 655 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,166 Who is that person? 656 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,291 That's Wesley, he's dad doesn't want him to watch TV. 657 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:33,333 I don't see the wisdom of selling directly to consumers. 658 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,416 Do you remember we spoke about Smith and Hawkins, Sir? 659 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,041 2000% sales growth? 660 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,875 We've got a three-pronged strategy, 661 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,291 web advertising, product partnerships, and print ads. 662 00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:44,166 Actually, it's a four-pronged strategy. 663 00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:45,708 You forgot about direct mailing. 664 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,416 Direct mailing is not part of this strategy. 665 00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:48,333 Actually it is. 666 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:49,250 No it's not. 667 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,875 Uh, it is Chip. 668 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 If you'd took the time to read the report like I did. 669 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,041 Pages 23 through 29, direct mailing. 670 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:59,000 I specifically said no junk mail. 671 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:02,916 Now, no junk mail means no direct mailing! 672 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:06,041 Did my son say you could do this? 673 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,375 This meeting is over. 674 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,416 Goodbye. 675 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,708 [sighs] 676 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,750 I'm really sorry. 677 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,791 I guess I shouldn't have said that. 678 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:20,125 That report was for internal distribution only. 679 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,250 That's what for internal distribution only means. 680 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:27,291 Mr. Hordhaus' son asked us not to tell his father 681 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,916 about the direct mailing. 682 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,500 Because in five years, when direct mailing takes effect, 683 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,041 Mr. Hordhaus will be dead. 684 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,125 MR. HORDHAUS [ON INTERCOM]: I can still hear you. 685 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,541 [sighs] 686 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,541 I guess you can kiss that account goodbye. 687 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,000 Bob, I'm really sorry. 688 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,500 I mean moushiwake. 689 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,541 I'll-- I'll write a, I'll write a moushiwake, Bob. 690 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:47,083 Bob, if anybody should be writing a moushiwake, it's me. 691 00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,708 Tom is my responsibility. 692 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,583 Chip, please. 693 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,541 He's the one who screwed up. 694 00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:54,708 Wollebin gets back from Nepal tomorrow. 695 00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:57,333 I don't want to tell him you blew a major account 696 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,916 on your second day. 697 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,291 I'm going say it was me. 698 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:01,958 Oh, no no. 699 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,958 No I can't let you take the rap for that, let me do it. 700 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,250 Absolutely not, Chipper. 701 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:10,125 It's my family, I'll clean up the mess. 702 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,041 Well thank you, Bob. 703 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,083 I-- I appreciate that. 704 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,000 Let's go back to work. 705 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,666 [music playing] 706 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:22,833 Hey, uh, Tom? 707 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,416 It's probably none of my business 708 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,333 but, um, I doubt I'd ever let my father-in-law take 709 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:28,833 the bullet for me like that. 710 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,541 You know what, Chip, it is none of your business. 711 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,166 Sofia. 712 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,625 We are the Tigers! 713 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,500 And we're not cocky. 714 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:39,750 But we'll run you over-- 715 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,541 [BOTH] Like a kawasaki. 716 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,833 Vroom vroom! [laughs] 717 00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:43,750 Hey, baby 718 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,041 Sofia-- hey! 719 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:46,000 Let me-- let me-- let me see the baby. 720 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,541 Let me see the baby. 721 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:50,250 Oh my gosh, look what you've made! 722 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,125 Who's the father? 723 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,250 Have you found him? 724 00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:56,250 [laughs] Sofia, ready, OK. 725 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,250 Remember this? 726 00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:03,250 [BOTH] Let me tell you what we are, W-I-N-N-E-R. 727 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,208 That's it. 728 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,625 Second half, second half. 729 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,500 [BOTH] Let me tell you what you are, L-O-S-E-R! 730 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,333 That's great. 731 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:15,750 And Riverside Tigers out of sight. 732 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,166 [BOTH] Riverside Tigers dynamite. 733 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:19,333 And that guy. 734 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,666 Hang on, hang on. 735 00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:22,291 Explode! 736 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,375 Explode. 737 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,083 Explode! 738 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,541 [laughs] 739 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:27,958 Explode? 740 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,916 Come on, you remember our song, Chips Ahoyers. 741 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,000 Come on, I got you. 742 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,250 Ready? 743 00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:33,125 Ha. 744 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,041 Explode! 745 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:37,041 [applause] 746 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,375 Oh yeah. 747 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,958 I can't believe he remembered all the moves. 748 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,666 Oh yeah, he's a real champ. 749 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,000 Bet he had a huge crush on you in high school, didn't he? 750 00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:51,250 [laughs] 751 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:56,000 Well, we did sort of have sex once. 752 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:58,333 What? 753 00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,583 I thought you said he was paralyzed from the waist down. 754 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:03,625 Well, not completely. 755 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,166 So, you just like forgot to tell me about it. 756 00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:07,833 Sweetie it was a long time ago. 757 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:09,875 I didn't want you thinking about that when you met the guy. 758 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,333 It's just-- I don't know, it's gross. 759 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,791 I think you showed really bad judgment. 760 00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:15,208 Why? 761 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,416 Because no offense to Chip, but he's a dick. 762 00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:21,958 You're not really jealous, are you? 763 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:26,250 Don't you know I'm saving my special cheer for you? 764 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:27,583 You have a special cheer? 765 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,041 Yeah. 766 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,000 Really? 767 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,958 Can I see it? 768 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:34,416 Show me upstairs. 769 00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:37,333 [door closes] 770 00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,791 Hi. 771 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,500 Hello, Wesley. 772 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,833 Can I get you anything? 773 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,916 Hm, I'm all right. 774 00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:46,833 Got my twizzer. 775 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:50,458 You got it? 776 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,916 Yeah, I got it. 777 00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:53,708 [inaudible] 778 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,375 So you, uh, spend any time at your own house there, Wesley? 779 00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:01,000 Wesley's mom lives in New Jersey, and his dad works late. 780 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,500 Oh. 781 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:05,375 Well I'm glad we could help out. 782 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,333 Welcome to the family, Wesley. 783 00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:08,625 Thanks, Tom. 784 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,250 Hey, guys. 785 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,958 You want to see something really cool? 786 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:13,833 Sure. 787 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:17,833 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Oh. 788 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:21,583 Oh. 789 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,500 [laughs] 790 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,458 Wesley, you're going to hurt yourself. 791 00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,666 That was awesome. 792 00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:29,333 Wait a second, this is it. 793 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:31,250 What are you doing? 794 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,666 The Pickle Whip Campaign. 795 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:35,875 This is how I'm going to redeem myself. 796 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,125 You got to promise me you're never going to do that again. 797 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,916 Do that again. 798 00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:41,375 Nah, I don't feel so good. 799 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,250 Oh come on, buddy. 800 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,291 I need this for work. 801 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,250 I don't know. 802 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:45,291 I'll give you 20 bucks. 803 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,625 Tom! 804 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:47,500 Done and done. 805 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:50,458 [music playing] 806 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,791 There's my little Karate Kid. 807 00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:59,125 You know, Tom, when I told you to meet me at the gym at 7:45, 808 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,291 I didn't mean 47. 809 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:01,625 I'm so sorry, Chip. 810 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,208 Listen, I think I have a really cool idea 811 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,333 for the Pickle Whip Campaign. 812 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,625 Last night-- - --you know what. 813 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:07,125 First of all, I need you to calm down. 814 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,791 I'm pretty calm. 815 00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,708 Great, we're going to start by just painting the fence. 816 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,416 You know what I mean? 817 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:14,750 Because today is not for work ideas, today is for bonding. 818 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:17,125 We're going to exercise together like men. 819 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,541 You know how to exercise like a man, Tom? 820 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:21,458 I'm guessing there won't be any Pilates, right? 821 00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,250 [brakes screech] 822 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,125 Of course there won't be any Pilates, Tom. 823 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,958 I've got wheels for legs, OK? 824 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,833 I can never do Pilates. 825 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,208 No matter how super you and your little sissy friends think 826 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,750 it is. 827 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:34,250 We're going to play basketball. 828 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:35,375 You play basketball? 829 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,416 That's right. 830 00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:38,000 Of course you do, all right. 831 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,666 Well, we'll play basketball. 832 00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:41,958 Could you hold that for me? 833 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:42,958 Thank you. 834 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,416 [sighs] 835 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:47,833 [chatter] 836 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,208 Chip, no. 837 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,708 Tom, yes. 838 00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,166 I already told the guys you were going to join us. 839 00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,791 Come on, you're going to love it. 840 00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,375 I don't feel comfortable doing that, man, I'm sorry. 841 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,416 Oh come on. 842 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:02,833 What do you mean comfortable? 843 00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,291 We do this all the time with able-bodied guys, 844 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:06,291 you'll have fun. 845 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,583 Well if they're all cool with it. 846 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:09,250 Absolutely they're cool with it. 847 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,958 Are you cool with it? 848 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,250 Are you down? 849 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,291 Come on, get in there and saddle up. 850 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,708 The rules are basically the same, except for the dribbling. 851 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,375 OK? 852 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,291 Player in possession of the ball may not push his chair 853 00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,583 more than twice in succession with one 854 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,500 or both hands in either direction 855 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,958 without first tapping the ball to the floor again. 856 00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:28,375 OK? 857 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,208 Basically two consecutive pushes constitutes 858 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,125 a traveling violation. 859 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,666 You got that, right? 860 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,458 Oh and don't move your legs at all during the game, 861 00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:36,458 the players consider that poor etiquette. 862 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,666 Fellas! 863 00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:40,958 Oh boy. 864 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,041 CHIP SANDERS: Hello hello. 865 00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,666 All right, listen. 866 00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,333 I'm going to play with Eddie. 867 00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:47,916 New guy, you get the Colonel. 868 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:49,583 Colonel? 869 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:50,708 - You any good? - No. 870 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,333 - Can you shoot? - No. 871 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,916 - [inaudible]? - Slow. 872 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,125 Good at defense? 873 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,250 I'm more of a beginner, actually. 874 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:58,416 I like you. 875 00:31:58,541 --> 00:31:59,291 Thank you. 876 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:00,250 You're honest. 877 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:02,000 I don't like fakers. 878 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,541 I don't like fakers. 879 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,125 Nobody likes a faker, sir. 880 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,833 Just, uh, try your best. 881 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,250 And by all means, keep your hands in off the guard rails. 882 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,208 Or else , somebody could come along and smash! 883 00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,625 Ah! 884 00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,041 Game on, guys. 885 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,958 Thought we're teammates? 886 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,958 CHIP SANDERS: Hey bro, you can't leave me up here! 887 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:20,083 CHIP [VOICEOVER]: Watch this, huh. 888 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:21,125 Which way do you want me to go? 889 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,083 No, this way. 890 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,208 And that's a pick. 891 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,375 Right back. 892 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,125 Here comes a score. 893 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:28,791 That's a little defensive, you need to learn how to play, OK? 894 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:29,666 Focus. 895 00:32:29,791 --> 00:32:30,625 [music playing] 896 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:34,000 [chatter] 897 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:36,375 This way, buddy. 898 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,708 [music playing] 899 00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,041 Ah! 900 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:45,541 MAN 3: Sorry. 901 00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:49,000 [chatter] 902 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:54,416 I'm open! 903 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:55,500 Ah! 904 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:56,416 What! 905 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,250 MAN 4: That's going to happen. 906 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:05,875 Get that thing in here. 907 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,750 Move it! 908 00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:11,750 OK, 10-10. 909 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:12,958 Game point. 910 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,250 Bring it. 911 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,666 Ball's in. 912 00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:18,041 Right, work it back around. 913 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,083 Here we go. 914 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,500 Hey! 915 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:21,416 You missed it! 916 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,458 Back to me. 917 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:24,708 This is what you want, pal. 918 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,666 Hey! 919 00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:29,625 Shoot, kid! 920 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:32,625 [chatter] 921 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,041 Ooh ooh. 922 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:41,416 [laughs] 923 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,291 In your face! 924 00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:44,625 MAN 5: Good job. 925 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,166 Guys, his leg just moved. 926 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:47,208 MAN 5: What? 927 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:48,708 What are you talking about? 928 00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:50,000 MAN 5: Oh my gosh. 929 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,916 You can walk? 930 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:53,916 Uh, I think there must be a little bit 931 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:55,083 of a misunderstanding. 932 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:55,958 Chip, can you? 933 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,375 Ooh ooh, looks like trouble. 934 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,750 [chatter] 935 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:10,375 Moushiwake on the whole mix-up thing, Tom. 936 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,541 In my defense, I was able to pry you 937 00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,625 from the Colonel's death grip about five seconds 938 00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:15,875 after you blacked out. 939 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,583 Thank you so much, Chip. 940 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:18,541 Don't you mention it. 941 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:20,250 You're my dog. 942 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,625 All right, let's go take a shower. 943 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,208 Did you bring your shampoo? 944 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:26,958 No, uh-- oh my god. 945 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:28,375 Ah! 946 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,375 Careful. 947 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,541 You want to put the towel around your waist, or-- 948 00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:34,041 I'm all set. 949 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:37,250 Now, Tom, didn't you want to tell me a little idea 950 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,916 for the Pickle Whip Campaign? 951 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:41,666 No, I'm-- I'm cool. 952 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,666 Good, 'cause you're still real new at the company, big guy. 953 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,333 All right? 954 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,625 You're a long ways from being ready to pitch any ideas, 955 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,416 let's not get ahead of ourselves, OK? 956 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,625 Fine. 957 00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:52,333 And, Tom, it's OK to look at him. 958 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,458 He likes it. 959 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:54,375 Don't ya? 960 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:57,833 [music playing] 961 00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:02,750 Ow! 962 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:10,208 You, uh, you hit my face. 963 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,333 If you want to feel your insignificance in the vastness 964 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:15,625 of the universe, I mean really feel it, 965 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,416 try boarding in the Himalayas. 966 00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,666 You, inspire me. 967 00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:21,875 Sorry about your face, brother. 968 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,916 That's Don Wollebin. 969 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,375 Oh. 970 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,625 Power Pickle. 971 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,666 He's Senor Tomato, only less Mexican, 972 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,083 and twice the attitude. 973 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:37,166 Power Pickle loves extreme skating, 974 00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:41,541 he loves extreme snowboarding, also enjoys extreme skydiving. 975 00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:45,041 Most of all, he enjoys extreme lunching. 976 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:46,708 [laughs] 977 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:47,625 That's good. 978 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,375 It's phallic. 979 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,041 Oops. 980 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:53,250 That feels like a commercial. 981 00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,416 Exactly. 982 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,125 Nobody likes commercials. 983 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,750 You know, that's true too. 984 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,000 Well I have something actually, uh-- 985 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,000 Who's this? 986 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,875 Uh, uh, this is Tom Reilly. 987 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,875 He's our new assistant associate creative. 988 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Tom, it's-- it's-- it's-- generally the creatives, 989 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:13,583 or the associate creatives, who make these proposals. 990 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:19,000 It is better to listen to a wise beggar than a rich fool. 991 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,208 I want to hear the beggar. 992 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,958 OK, thank you. 993 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:27,041 I-- I saw this kid do this kind of funny trick the other day. 994 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:30,416 And, I don't know, I think it would make a hilarious ad. 995 00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:31,541 You-- tell me what you guys think. 996 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:40,083 [laughter] 997 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:44,000 No way! 998 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:44,916 MAN 6: That's funny. 999 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,583 Congratulations, Tom. You did it. 1000 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,500 Oh. 1001 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:55,166 [applause] 1002 00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,041 Tom, I want you going down to Lion's Pride tomorrow 1003 00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:59,375 to show this thing to Jack Connor. 1004 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:00,250 Chip? 1005 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,500 Boss? 1006 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,541 You're Tom's wing-man on this thing. 1007 00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:06,291 Wing-man is. 1008 00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:08,125 How about that? 1009 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,916 Do you mountain bike? 1010 00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:11,458 Uh, yeah. 1011 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:13,000 I just-- whenever I-- whenever I get the chance-- 1012 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,791 I mean, there's some amazing trails around here, 1013 00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,041 especially at dawn. 1014 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,708 It's all inspiring. 1015 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:21,125 We should go sometime, hm? 1016 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,041 Yeah. 1017 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:24,000 All right. 1018 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,208 Yeah, great. 1019 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,416 I got to get a bike. 1020 00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:30,541 [guitar playing] 1021 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,375 TOM REILLY: Hey, I hope there's no hard feelings 'cause 1022 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,541 I thought your whole extreme pickle 1023 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:35,875 thing was-- was really cool. 1024 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,958 When he was like, you know, skydiving-- 1025 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,666 Tom. 1026 00:37:38,791 --> 00:37:42,125 Let me tell you something, if you think I care about Power 1027 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:43,583 Pickle, you're sorely mistaken. 1028 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:44,958 OK? 1029 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,458 I can think up ideas like that in my sleep. 1030 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:48,833 And someday, when I'm kicking ass in Barcelona, 1031 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,500 I'm going to look back on this whole campaign 1032 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:58,083 as some sad, pathetic, little joke. 1033 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,458 He said that? 1034 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,041 I have no idea what he was talking about. 1035 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:03,833 There's this ad agency in Barcelona called Idea. 1036 00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:06,541 They're like cutting edge euro geniuses. 1037 00:38:06,666 --> 00:38:08,833 Chip applied for a job there. 1038 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:10,041 Nobody's supposed to know about it 1039 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,291 but I saw him mailing off a bunch 1040 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:14,250 of Senor Tomato figurines. 1041 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,000 That guy is out of his mind. 1042 00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,291 Tell me about it. 1043 00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:20,208 He is great in the sack though. 1044 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:21,458 How do you know? 1045 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,708 Nancy slept with him last Christmas. 1046 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:26,958 She said it was the best sex she ever had. 1047 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,875 Apparently he can like balance on his arms, 1048 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,541 and then the angle makes it intense 1049 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:33,125 because you're sitting-- - Yeah, I really-- 1050 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,375 I don't want to hear about it, OK? 1051 00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:39,666 What the hell? 1052 00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,875 What? 1053 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,875 Someone stole the picture of my wife. 1054 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,291 [doorbell rings] 1055 00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:49,166 Sofia Kowalski. 1056 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:50,208 Abby March, wow. 1057 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,166 Hey! 1058 00:38:51,291 --> 00:38:53,041 It is so good to see you. 1059 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,416 And who is this little guy? 1060 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,708 This is Oliver. 1061 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,541 Petey? 1062 00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:03,583 Petey, do you want to give Oliver a hug? 1063 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:04,500 Yeah? 1064 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,750 Oh, that's a big yes! 1065 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:07,625 Yes. 1066 00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,250 Oh yes. 1067 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:13,041 Loves, oh, oh loves. 1068 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,250 Loves for your new friend. 1069 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:15,166 Oh. 1070 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000 The akana asana aids indigestion, and helps 1071 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,541 with gas and constipation. 1072 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,708 Shall we ask permission? 1073 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:30,166 [chatter] 1074 00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:46,500 Did you need some? 1075 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:47,666 Um? 1076 00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:50,541 Its Bag Balm, and dairy farmers 1077 00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:52,583 use it as a moisturizer for cow udders. 1078 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:55,916 And it is the best thing in the world for sore nipples. 1079 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,666 It's wonderful. 1080 00:39:57,791 --> 00:39:58,916 Right. 1081 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:00,833 BOB KOWALSKI: Tom, look at this lamp. 1082 00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,916 Wollebin just gave this to me to thank me for hiring you. 1083 00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,250 Wow. 1084 00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:11,208 You know, it hasn't been exactly smooth 1085 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,625 for me since he took over. 1086 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,041 Hm. 1087 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,708 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I think 1088 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:19,958 you're doing a great job, son. 1089 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:24,333 Well thank you, dad. 1090 00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:27,000 Have you seen my whales? 1091 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,166 What? 1092 00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:30,166 Have I showed you my whales? 1093 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,041 No. 1094 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:35,666 Sometimes I just sit in here and stare at them. 1095 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,958 It's so peaceful. 1096 00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:41,750 I even give them names. 1097 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:43,250 That one-- ow fuck! 1098 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,291 Are you OK? 1099 00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:46,000 That lamp is hotter than shit! 1100 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:49,500 [music playing] 1101 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,000 [baby crying] 1102 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,000 Shh. 1103 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,041 Come on, buddy. 1104 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:07,916 [baby crying] 1105 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,000 Hi. 1106 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,083 Hello, wife. 1107 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,791 Hello, child. 1108 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:20,833 Daddy's home. 1109 00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:22,500 He's been like this all day. 1110 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,083 Oh no. 1111 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,958 What's wrong [inaudible] bear? 1112 00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:28,375 Come here, little bear. 1113 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:34,541 Come on, you've got to be kidding me. 1114 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,541 What's with the bike? 1115 00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:37,041 TOM REILLY: It's hot, right? 1116 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:39,125 Wollebin asked me to go mountain biking with him. 1117 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,625 He asked me right after he put me in charge 1118 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,750 of the Pickle Whip Campaign. 1119 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:44,750 $1,200? 1120 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:45,916 Oh, babe, a b-- 1121 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:48,291 a bike like that should cost 1,500. 1122 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:49,416 Try and bend those rims, try. 1123 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:50,625 Kick them. 1124 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,666 You can't bend those rims, they're 1125 00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:53,375 called high performance rims. 1126 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,875 Honey, you've never been mountain biking in your life. 1127 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Look, if you want me to return the bike, I'll return the bike. 1128 00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,166 I want you to return the bike. 1129 00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,458 You know what? 1130 00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:01,833 No, I'm not going to return the bike. 1131 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:04,125 Because I think physical fitness is important 1132 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,583 and I think it's good for my career. 1133 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,583 My day was terrible. 1134 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,583 This girl I hated in high school came over 1135 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,541 and made me go to her baby group and everyone 1136 00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,166 called me a bad mommy. 1137 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,291 You're an amazing mommy. 1138 00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:19,500 Daddy gets the go mountain biking with Wollebin. 1139 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,000 Chip can't go mountain biking. 1140 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:23,083 Tom. 1141 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,166 It was a joke. 1142 00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:27,708 I don't think making fun of people's handicap is funny. 1143 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,583 It was a joke. 1144 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,500 Asleep in under five minutes. 1145 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,625 Daddy's got the magic touch. 1146 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,708 So what does Wesley get out of this whole Pickle Whip thing? 1147 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,000 I already got him to sign a release. 1148 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:47,208 He gets $1,000 if the ad airs. 1149 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,583 What you doing? 1150 00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,041 It's Bag Balm, Tom. 1151 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,916 These are for cow's udders. 1152 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:54,125 Rub on udders. 1153 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,041 Wow. 1154 00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,750 I don't know, sweetie. 1155 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,000 It just feels like the whole thing's a little exploitative 1156 00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:59,416 of Wesley. 1157 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:00,875 Oh, I get it. 1158 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,375 I think I see what's happening. 1159 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,291 Somebody's a little jealous. 1160 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,541 What? 1161 00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:07,875 Oh come on. 1162 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,500 You're used to being the star and now I'm 1163 00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:10,875 in the limelight a little bit. 1164 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,125 It's probably driving you crazy, admit it. 1165 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,041 Admit it. 1166 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:27,958 Score a touchdown-- 1167 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,250 It's not going to happen, Tom. 1168 00:43:35,416 --> 00:43:36,208 Use the Bag Balm. 1169 00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:41,250 CHIP SANDERS: Jack, good to see you again. 1170 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,416 How are you? 1171 00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:43,666 Please meet Tom Reilly, he's been 1172 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:45,250 helping me out on the campaign. 1173 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,666 Riley, is it? 1174 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,291 Do you have Irish blood in you, by any chance? 1175 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,250 Me father's father was an Irishman. 1176 00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,250 So I have a wee bit of the leprechaunry. 1177 00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:56,916 Are you making fun of me? 1178 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,083 No I'm-- I'm sorry. 1179 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:07,041 I-- I-- I thought that was a fake accent. 1180 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,250 Why? 1181 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,166 I don't know. 1182 00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:12,708 I-- I-- I don't know. 1183 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,125 Well that was unfortunate. 1184 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,541 Jack, you're going to love the new campaign. 1185 00:44:15,666 --> 00:44:16,458 Let's jump right in. 1186 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:27,708 [laughter] 1187 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:30,416 I mean, is that something? 1188 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,208 Is that incredible or what? 1189 00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:35,541 When I saw that kid, I said that's it. 1190 00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,875 We've all just said hello to the new face of Pickle Whip. 1191 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,291 Well done, Chip. 1192 00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:41,250 Thanks so much, Jack. 1193 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,083 I'm so sorry, but you're going to all have to excuse me. 1194 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,208 Jack, [whispers] 1195 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:50,958 Oh, certainly, of course. 1196 00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,541 Great. 1197 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:55,583 And Tom, do us a favor please, and present the market 1198 00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:57,000 penetration strategy. 1199 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,291 Market penetration strategy. 1200 00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:07,125 Something that's very important to today's youth market. 1201 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,541 Penetration. 1202 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,958 Um, let's stick with long range, because that way we know we're 1203 00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:17,750 going to maximize P, profit. 1204 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:20,125 Isn't p price? 1205 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,166 You're thinking of upper case, this is a lower case 1206 00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,625 P. Write that down, here we go. 1207 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:27,625 Next slide. 1208 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,583 [chatter] 1209 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:34,833 That's just J and Q. There they are, next slide. 1210 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:38,791 Have you talked to Chris about the penetration strategy? 1211 00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:40,000 Chris? 1212 00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:41,166 Chris Caldwell. 1213 00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:43,833 Your director of market research. 1214 00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,500 Oh, Chris Chris. 1215 00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:48,541 Chris Chris, yes. 1216 00:45:48,666 --> 00:45:51,041 I talked to him this morning, he loves it. 1217 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:55,291 Chris Caldwell is a woman. 1218 00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:57,041 Yes. 1219 00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,083 Why did you say he? 1220 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:01,875 It's a little joke we have. 1221 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:10,416 Everybody calls Chris a he because she looks like a man. 1222 00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:12,791 She had a little mustache. 1223 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:16,458 But it's gone, she-- she-- she waxed it. 1224 00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,166 She looks great. 1225 00:46:18,291 --> 00:46:20,791 If you guys see her, you got to tell her how good she looks. 1226 00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:23,416 Because we're all-- we're all proud of her. 1227 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,291 Tom? 1228 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,291 Sorry I had to duck out, how'd the rest of the meeting go? 1229 00:46:36,416 --> 00:46:37,500 How do you think it went, Chip? 1230 00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,375 You left me high and dry in there. 1231 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,958 I'm sorry, I had a medical emergency. 1232 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:41,875 Yeah right. 1233 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,125 What kind of emergency? 1234 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,875 Well I don't really enjoy talking about it in front 1235 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,375 of other people, but if you must know 1236 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,958 I sometimes have a bladder control problem, OK? 1237 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,875 It's very embarrassing but it is one of the things 1238 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,375 that you have to deal with when you're 1239 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:54,750 paralyzed from the waist down. 1240 00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:02,250 [music playing] 1241 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:08,208 [indistinct voices] 1242 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,083 BOB KOWALSKI: A toast. 1243 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:07,916 You know, Tom, to be honest for a long time Amelia 1244 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:10,666 and I have been wondering how long it's going to take 1245 00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:11,791 you to get your act together. 1246 00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:12,708 Bob! 1247 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,791 Amelia, please! 1248 00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:21,333 It's taken you awhile, but you finally realized who you are. 1249 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,875 You're an ad man. 1250 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,958 To Tom Reilly. 1251 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:33,666 Ad man. 1252 00:48:33,791 --> 00:48:35,708 TOM REILLY: You look up to me now, buddy. 1253 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:38,000 But when you get a little bit older, 1254 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:41,500 you're going to realize that your dad has absolutely 1255 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:43,375 no idea what he's doing. 1256 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,625 [baby sounds] 1257 00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:49,625 I don't want to go back out there. 1258 00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,250 I don't want to go back out there, so how about you and me, 1259 00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:57,166 we're just going to sit in here until you 1260 00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:58,541 crap your pants again. 1261 00:48:58,666 --> 00:48:59,416 OK? 1262 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,583 Are you OK? 1263 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:06,000 Yeah, why? 1264 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,166 Chip said and you blew up at him today. 1265 00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:09,083 What? 1266 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,583 He called you? 1267 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:11,833 He called me because he was worried about you. 1268 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:13,416 He said you were acting kind of hostile. 1269 00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:14,416 I'm acting hostile? 1270 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,291 Oh my god that son of a bitch. 1271 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:28,291 Jack Connor tore me a new asshole this morning. 1272 00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:30,125 What the hell is the matter with you? 1273 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:31,291 Bob, moushiwake, OK? 1274 00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:32,666 But Chip hung me out to dry. 1275 00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:34,541 Jack said that you made fun of his mother 1276 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:35,458 for having a mustache. 1277 00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:36,708 That's not true. 1278 00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,208 I said Chris Caldwell had a mustache. 1279 00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:39,916 Chris Caldwell doesn't have a mustache! 1280 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,375 I know, but I thought Chris Caldwell 1281 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:43,750 was a man because Chris is often a man's name. 1282 00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:48,125 Three creatives came to me this morning 1283 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,791 and said that you were humiliating 1284 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,250 Chip about his disability! 1285 00:49:51,375 --> 00:49:52,916 Chip is trying to sabotage me! 1286 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,291 Chip was trying to mentor you! 1287 00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,625 He came to me and said, how can I help him? 1288 00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:57,583 Don't you see? 1289 00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:59,208 That's part of his plan! 1290 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,500 He's like a-- he's like a mind game genius, that guy! 1291 00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:04,791 You know, you may not care that I put my job on the line 1292 00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:06,291 to get you hired. 1293 00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:08,583 But you moved your family 1,000 miles for this, 1294 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,791 you've got to pull yourself together! 1295 00:50:11,916 --> 00:50:14,125 Just washing our hands. 1296 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:15,875 Yeah, I just put him down for a nap. 1297 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,375 I'm desperate for a little grown-up talk. 1298 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,833 Did de Palma come back to you? 1299 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:20,583 Yeah, yeah, yeah we got a court date. 1300 00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,666 No-- no no the other file no. 1301 00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:24,583 Honey, I'm so sorry it's crazy here. 1302 00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:25,458 Can I call you later? 1303 00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:26,375 Sure. 1304 00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:37,791 Hey, Tom. 1305 00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:38,833 Wait up. 1306 00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:39,875 Sorry about that back there. 1307 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,916 Rough times, huh? 1308 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,625 Yeah. 1309 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,833 Hey, looks like someone could use a good listener, buddy. 1310 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,333 Huh? 1311 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,416 I just don't think I fit into this place, Manny. 1312 00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,000 Oof, I've been there, man. 1313 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:49,958 You? 1314 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:50,958 You are Sunburst! 1315 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:51,875 What are you talking about? 1316 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,833 Oh you think so, huh? 1317 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,125 The second I bought this little guy, 1318 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,458 made me feel a whole lot more him. 1319 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:03,500 - OK. - Want to try it on? 1320 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:04,875 No no. 1321 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,833 Why don't you keep it? 'Cause that's yours. 1322 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:09,166 It's not really a hipness thing, I just-- 1323 00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:10,708 I'm not getting along with Chip at all 1324 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:11,916 and that's really starting to mess up 1325 00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:14,416 my relationship with my wife. 1326 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:16,458 Well, I think today's your lucky day. 1327 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,625 I'm studying to be a marriage counselor. 1328 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,666 Really? 1329 00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,041 Yeah. 1330 00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:22,791 I thought it'd be a great way to meet women. 1331 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,000 And men. 1332 00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:25,208 Oh, wow. 1333 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,625 Guess that increases your odds, huh? 1334 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,208 Yeah, you know, I like having sex with women. 1335 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875 But men are better cuddlers, you know what I mean? 1336 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,291 Sure, sure I do. 1337 00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:35,958 Well, at this point, Manny, I would try anything. 1338 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:37,583 I love my wife so much but I don't even know 1339 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:38,833 how to talk to her anymore. 1340 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,208 You know? 1341 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,416 How am I supposed to tell her I'm miserable 1342 00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:42,500 when she's so happy here? 1343 00:51:42,625 --> 00:51:45,916 [laughter] 1344 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:56,208 Sofia, remember that the laughter 1345 00:51:56,333 --> 00:52:01,583 starts deep within and then just comes ro-- ro-- rolling out. 1346 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,291 Ha ha ha. 1347 00:52:03,416 --> 00:52:08,958 Yeah, I really only laugh when something funny happens. 1348 00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:12,125 I've noticed that Oliver isn't very happy. 1349 00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:13,625 He never smiles. 1350 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,458 He smiles all the time. 1351 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:19,083 He's-- he just isn't smiling right now. 1352 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,291 Now you're not going to like this, Sofia. 1353 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:24,083 But you are a very unhappy person 1354 00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,875 and I don't think it's good for Oliver. 1355 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,375 You're not going to like this either, Abby, 1356 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,000 but you're an idiot. 1357 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:33,791 And your son, Petey, is a dipshit. 1358 00:52:33,916 --> 00:52:35,250 It's OK. 1359 00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,208 [baby crying] 1360 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,250 I know, sweetie. 1361 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:40,583 Here, it's Professor Polar Bear. 1362 00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:42,208 It's Professor Polar Bear. 1363 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,958 It's Professor Polar Bear. 1364 00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:47,458 [horn honks] 1365 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:52,416 [baby crying] 1366 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:58,625 Let's start by taking a nice, deep breath. 1367 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:00,458 Just relax. 1368 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:01,375 OK? 1369 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,000 [phone rings] 1370 00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:06,083 Mom! 1371 00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:07,916 Mom answer the phone! 1372 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:10,333 So sorry. 1373 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:12,083 Mom! 1374 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,958 Answer the phone and don't come down here I'm having a session! 1375 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:16,666 [phone rings] 1376 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,291 Many of the exercises I'm studying 1377 00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:21,583 are a little new agey so I hope you guys will 1378 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,250 just trust me and roll with it. 1379 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:24,166 Sure. 1380 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,125 Sure, mate. 1381 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:26,541 Great. 1382 00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:29,625 Let's start by holding each other's genitals. 1383 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:30,916 OK, I'm leaving. 1384 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,000 No, not-- not holding, poking. 1385 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,375 No you're not poking anything. 1386 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:34,291 Babe, he's kidding. 1387 00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,208 Tell me you're kidding? 1388 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:36,541 I'm kidding. 1389 00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,250 Sort of lighten the mood, that's all. 1390 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:40,000 - Lightening the mood, come on. - That's all that is. 1391 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,208 OK, you know what? 1392 00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,708 Don't sit down, I've got an exercise. 1393 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,791 This is called I'm upset bat. 1394 00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:49,625 It's a great way to get to the root of hurt feelings. 1395 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,500 You'll each complete the sentence, 1396 00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:55,166 I'm upset that, and then tap each other with the bat. 1397 00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:56,500 OK? 1398 00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,666 Now, Sofia, you go first. 1399 00:53:58,791 --> 00:54:05,041 Um, I'm upset that you bought that mountain bike. 1400 00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,958 Now tap him. 1401 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:07,875 Good. 1402 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,458 Tom. 1403 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:14,583 Oh I'm upset that we haven't had sex in a long time. 1404 00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:18,875 I'm upset that you didn't get the chance 1405 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,666 to have an eight-pound baby shoot out of your vagina. 1406 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,708 Maybe then you'd understand! 1407 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:23,583 Good! 1408 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:25,041 That's great. 1409 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:27,541 I'm upset that you banged Chip! 1410 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:28,833 - You banged Chip? - No. 1411 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:30,250 Yes! 1412 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,708 I'm upset that you just told him I banged Chip! 1413 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:34,125 Ow! 1414 00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:35,583 You're not supposed to hit people in the face. 1415 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,416 I'm upset that you talked me into coming here. 1416 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:43,083 Don't hit me anymore, please. 1417 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:44,250 Please don't hit me more. 1418 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,500 [laughter] 1419 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,291 No, that was helpful. 1420 00:55:02,416 --> 00:55:03,541 Well look what I grabbed on the way out. 1421 00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:06,833 [laughter] 1422 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:08,041 I love you so much. 1423 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,375 I love you too. 1424 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,916 But, are you happy? 1425 00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:16,625 You can tell me. 1426 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:17,875 I-- 1427 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,041 Wait, that might be the babysitter. 1428 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,291 Hello? 1429 00:55:21,416 --> 00:55:23,625 So I'm looking through the 1989 Tigers 1430 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,666 Paw and I see a picture of a very 1431 00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,625 pretty girl in a Yaz t-shirt. 1432 00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,291 Yeah, you know what? 1433 00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:31,250 I can't really talk right now, can I call you back later? 1434 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:35,750 Chipwhich, thanks for making the last four years so awesome. 1435 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:39,500 Too cool to be forgotten. 1436 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:41,541 Boy, those words have gotten me through some pretty tough 1437 00:55:41,666 --> 00:55:42,458 times. 1438 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:47,083 [chatter] 1439 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:06,333 I got you. 1440 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:09,791 [mumbling] 1441 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,666 Tom. 1442 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:31,708 Tom is a man with vision and I want him in that meeting. 1443 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,375 Take this down to video tech first thing in the morning. 1444 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,875 I want them to put the tag on it, and then make dubs. 1445 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,875 Dubs, OK. 1446 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:38,791 Bye. 1447 00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:45,791 [whale sounds] 1448 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,750 Careful. 1449 00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:57,250 [music playing] 1450 00:57:27,416 --> 00:57:28,208 TOM REILLY: Hey! 1451 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,666 Hey, buddy! 1452 00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,500 There's something that I wanted to see! 1453 00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:34,541 We're going to do that cool hamburger trick again, buddy. 1454 00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:35,916 I can't. 1455 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,083 What are you talking about, sure you can. 1456 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,500 I don't eat meat anymore. 1457 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,083 What? 1458 00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,625 I saw this show yesterday about how they made meat. 1459 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,500 It's all about killing animals. 1460 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:45,625 You became a vegetarian yesterday? 1461 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:46,833 Yeah, so what? 1462 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:47,958 All right, cool, whatever. 1463 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:49,291 We'll get you a veggie burger. 1464 00:57:49,416 --> 00:57:50,583 Nah. 1465 00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:53,500 Wesley, you'll get to be famous! 1466 00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:56,166 Like Harry Potter or Urkel. 1467 00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:58,333 Tom, it's not going to happen. 1468 00:57:58,458 --> 00:57:59,916 End of discussion. 1469 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:01,833 Don't be an idiot, Wesley. 1470 00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:03,333 That's mine! 1471 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:06,208 Now you'll get it back when you eat a hamburger. 1472 00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,250 Hey! Come here! 1473 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,125 Help! 1474 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,083 Wesley! 1475 00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,125 Wesley! 1476 00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:11,000 Wesley! 1477 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,250 Wesley! 1478 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,750 I'm not done talking to you! 1479 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:21,000 Can I help you? 1480 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:23,583 Hey. 1481 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:26,541 I just moved in next door. 1482 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,750 Nice to meet you. 1483 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,083 Just talking to Wesley, he's great. 1484 00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,541 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Tom? 1485 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:42,000 Yeah? 1486 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:44,208 Were you just yelling at Wesley? 1487 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,583 I need you to talk to that kid, Sophia. 1488 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:47,291 His priorities are way out of line. 1489 00:58:47,416 --> 00:58:48,791 What are you talking about? 1490 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,958 I accidentally taped over the video of Wesley. 1491 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:52,708 We got to get him to eat another burger. 1492 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,250 Honey, if he doesn't want to do it just find somebody else. 1493 00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:57,625 Sure, honey, I'll just get one of the other kids 1494 00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:59,875 on the block who can swallow a hamburger in one bite. 1495 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,208 I'm sure there's not a gag reflex on the block! 1496 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:04,000 OK you've got to calm down. 1497 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,208 You're acting crazy. 1498 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:06,166 I'm acting crazy? 1499 00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:07,041 That little twerp-- 1500 00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:09,458 [knocking] 1501 00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:10,333 Could you get that? 1502 00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:16,166 Hi. 1503 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,666 I believe your husband has my son's skateboard. 1504 00:59:23,166 --> 00:59:26,458 [chatter] 1505 00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:36,375 MAN 6: Let's open up some windows over there. 1506 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,833 Tom, you are not going to believe this. 1507 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:42,750 Bob left the Wesley tape on his desk and we lost it. 1508 00:59:42,875 --> 00:59:44,250 No shoes on the prayer mat! 1509 00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,916 We found the culprit. 1510 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:49,166 Somebody left the bulb touching a stack of paper. 1511 00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:50,916 Dammit! 1512 00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:52,583 Jesus Christ, Bob. 1513 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,125 It's just an accident. 1514 00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:57,000 No no no, it's been a series of mistakes, Tom. 1515 00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:59,250 Earlier this week he cost us a major account. 1516 00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:01,541 Could have been the next Smith and Hawkin. 1517 01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:03,208 Don I can fix this. 1518 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,625 I can fix it. 1519 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:07,500 All I got to do is get Wesley on tape again. 1520 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,166 Trust me, I can fix it. 1521 01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,583 Go for help, now. 1522 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:18,166 Go! 1523 01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,250 TOM REILLY: I'm not going to hurt you, Wesley. 1524 01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,500 I just want to talk to you. 1525 01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:27,125 Look what I got, $1,000 from my very own bank account. 1526 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,791 Huh? For you! 1527 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,125 What do you say? 1528 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,458 My lawyer said I can't talk to you, dude. 1529 01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:33,750 - Your lawyer? - Hey! 1530 01:00:33,875 --> 01:00:34,916 Get away from the kids! 1531 01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:35,958 Get away from the kids! 1532 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:36,875 I'm just talking-- 1533 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,333 Ah! 1534 01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:40,291 Ah! 1535 01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:41,375 Are you crazy? 1536 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,250 Ah! 1537 01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:50,625 [indistinct voice] 1538 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,625 I will. 1539 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,041 Wait, mom, Tom just got home. 1540 01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:56,583 Let me-- let me call you right back. 1541 01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:58,250 My dad got fired. 1542 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:00,958 What? 1543 01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:02,000 I told him to wait. 1544 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,375 I was going to fix everything. 1545 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:06,041 He got blamed for-- for some kind of fire? 1546 01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:08,416 Oh my god, it's not about that. 1547 01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:11,708 You see the Wesley video got destroyed in the fire, so-- 1548 01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,833 The Wesley video? 1549 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,625 What? 1550 01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:19,375 Well you told me you taped over the Wesley video. 1551 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,666 I know. 1552 01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:21,916 And what I'm trying to explain to you 1553 01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,833 is that it wasn't one thing. 1554 01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,375 But Wollebin knows that the tape thing 1555 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:26,833 wasn't my dad's fault, right? 1556 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:29,000 Sofia, it's a very complicated situation. 1557 01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,250 Well did you tell him or not? 1558 01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:31,500 Yes or no? 1559 01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:33,333 It wouldn't have made a difference! 1560 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,625 I don't believe you. 1561 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,208 You know what, Sofia? 1562 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,750 If you'd helped me get Wesley to redo 1563 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:39,375 the video instead of taking his side, none of this 1564 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,250 would have happened. 1565 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:41,583 Are you insane? 1566 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,125 Your dad was going to get fired anyway. 1567 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,125 What do you want me to volunteer to get fired too? 1568 01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:46,833 I tried to fix it, it didn't work. 1569 01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,791 I'm sorry. 1570 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:51,000 I'm doing all of this for you, Sophia. 1571 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:52,791 Everything! You have it so easy! 1572 01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,125 You get to hang out with Oliver all day! 1573 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:55,916 You think I like what I'm doing? 1574 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,041 You think I like that stupid job? 1575 01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:58,000 I hate it! 1576 01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,458 I am completely miserable! 1577 01:02:05,291 --> 01:02:06,500 Sofia. 1578 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:07,500 SOFIA KOWALSKI: I'm going to my parents. 1579 01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:08,250 Call me when you calm down. 1580 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:25,208 [music playing] 1581 01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:45,000 Sweet ride, Tom. 1582 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:46,958 I thought this thing was a Poon magnet. 1583 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:48,791 What the hell are you doing here, Chip? 1584 01:02:48,916 --> 01:02:50,041 I was just in the neighborhood. 1585 01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:52,458 Did I see Sofia leaving with a suitcase? 1586 01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:53,458 Don't worry about it. 1587 01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,166 Is it work, Tom? 1588 01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:56,500 Because I have heard that you've blown your way through quite 1589 01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:57,875 a few jobs and the one thing about women 1590 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,291 is that they can smell failure a mile away. 1591 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:01,708 It's not work, OK? 1592 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,083 Is it sexual? 1593 01:03:03,208 --> 01:03:05,125 Is there a midget living in the basement? 1594 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:07,291 If there is, they are selling the pump on the internet 1595 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:08,625 but I do not know if it works. 1596 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:10,041 I don't need a pump! 1597 01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:13,083 I thought of Sofia alone and vulnerable. 1598 01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:14,750 I don't like it-- 1599 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,125 I swear to God, Chip, if you go anywhere near my wife, 1600 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,166 I will-- 1601 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:18,583 What are you going to do, Tom? 1602 01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:20,666 You're going to catch us on your hidden camera? 1603 01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:21,875 How do you know about that? 1604 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,041 Let's drag. 1605 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:28,500 [screams] 1606 01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,083 Son of a bitch. 1607 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,000 Chip! 1608 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:41,666 Chip! 1609 01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:44,375 I could not make it up the steps. 1610 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:45,291 Hope I'm not imposing. 1611 01:03:45,416 --> 01:03:48,583 [music playing] 1612 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:23,041 [laughter] 1613 01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:25,791 Oh, it's not easy swimming with just your arms. 1614 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,875 Especially when the water's just 38 degrees. 1615 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,125 I can't believe you're still alive! 1616 01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:31,541 Always been a risk-taker, Sofia. 1617 01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:34,541 I do like to test the limits. 1618 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,625 Chip, you fill this house with warmth. 1619 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:39,291 And we can really use that right now. 1620 01:04:39,416 --> 01:04:41,083 It isn't just that Bob got fired, 1621 01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:42,666 but Tom and Sofia have been-- - Mom! 1622 01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:43,666 Mom! 1623 01:04:43,791 --> 01:04:44,625 --difficult. Well you have. 1624 01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:48,625 Anyway. 1625 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:50,666 Anyway, I, uh, I rented a movie. 1626 01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:52,500 I've got it in my saddlebag, I was going 1627 01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:54,583 to go home and watch it alone. 1628 01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:58,583 Love to share it if you guys are up to it. 1629 01:04:58,708 --> 01:04:59,500 You want to see a movie? 1630 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:00,416 Sure, Chip. 1631 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,333 MAN 7 [ON TV]: Make yourself comfortable. 1632 01:05:05,458 --> 01:05:07,333 I have some things to do in the bathroom. 1633 01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:08,208 WOMAN 2 [ON TV]: OK. 1634 01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:20,208 I want you. 1635 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:23,208 What do I do? 1636 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:24,208 MAN 7 [ON TV]: Everything. 1637 01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:32,666 That's OK. 1638 01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:35,166 [doorbell rings] 1639 01:05:37,791 --> 01:05:39,750 Sofia, I need to talk to you. 1640 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,125 Listen, you have every right to be upset with me. 1641 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:43,250 Sweetie, I'm not angry. I just-- 1642 01:05:43,375 --> 01:05:44,166 --finish. 1643 01:05:44,291 --> 01:05:45,166 Let me finish, OK? 1644 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:46,916 I finally figured it out. 1645 01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:48,791 I didn't put the wrong tape in the camera. 1646 01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:50,208 Chip switched it! - What? 1647 01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:51,750 Yeah, I was right all along, baby. 1648 01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,333 He's been trying to sabotage me since day one 1649 01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:54,958 and now I have proof. 1650 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:56,500 You can see his face, the reflection, on my computer-- 1651 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,916 Hi, Tom. 1652 01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,833 What's he doing here? 1653 01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:00,916 What are you doing with my son? 1654 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,000 Get the baby away from-- 1655 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,333 Tom, cool it! 1656 01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:05,041 Why don't you take the baby? 1657 01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:06,875 What did you come over here to get with my wife, Hot Wheels? 1658 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,291 - [BOTH] Tom! - Hot Wheels? 1659 01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:10,291 Chip came over because he heard dad got fired. 1660 01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:11,291 Oh and how did that happen? 1661 01:06:11,416 --> 01:06:12,458 Huh? 1662 01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:13,833 The same way my chair got shorter? 1663 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:16,875 The same way gay porn got put on my computer? 1664 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,666 You had everybody fooled didn't you? 1665 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:19,833 You cripple? 1666 01:06:19,958 --> 01:06:20,750 [BOTH] Tom! 1667 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:21,791 That's enough. 1668 01:06:21,916 --> 01:06:23,208 Poor me, I'm in a wheelchair. 1669 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,000 Everybody feel sorry for me and have sex with me 1670 01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:26,500 because I can't use my legs. 1671 01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,666 Or can he? 1672 01:06:27,791 --> 01:06:29,208 He can walk. 1673 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:30,166 I have proof. 1674 01:06:30,291 --> 01:06:31,041 What's that? 1675 01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:32,250 What? 1676 01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:33,541 Get up, you faker. 1677 01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:34,875 You can walk. 1678 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,166 Let's show them how you walk! 1679 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:39,500 [screaming] 1680 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:48,833 Tom the man can't walk! 1681 01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:49,750 Oh, yeah? 1682 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:50,625 Let's find out! 1683 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:53,541 [screaming] 1684 01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:56,750 He's dead! 1685 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:57,666 I'm OK. 1686 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,208 This isn't Chip, it's Danny! 1687 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:03,166 Danny? 1688 01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:05,458 He's Chip's twin brother. 1689 01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:08,916 He died in an accident about five years ago. 1690 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:10,375 He was my hero. 1691 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,625 Tom, get down here! 1692 01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:12,583 Out of the house! 1693 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:13,875 Out of the house! Out! 1694 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,208 BOB KOWALSKI: Tom! 1695 01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:16,500 I found-- 1696 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:17,708 I found it-- I saw his-- 1697 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:18,916 Tom, out! 1698 01:07:19,041 --> 01:07:20,208 I saw his reflection in-- in my-- 1699 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:21,083 Out! 1700 01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:23,833 Out! 1701 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,333 For god's sakes, Tom. 1702 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,958 What the hell is the matter with you? 1703 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:29,375 You just threw a disabled man down a flight of stairs! 1704 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,083 Moushiwake, Bob. 1705 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,416 Now obviously I was wrong about the cripple thing, 1706 01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:37,625 but he's the one responsible for you getting fired. 1707 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:40,333 What the hell is wrong with you? 1708 01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:43,458 You could've just killed him! 1709 01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:45,250 Sofia-- 1710 01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,166 I think you should go. 1711 01:07:46,291 --> 01:07:49,625 [music playing] 1712 01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:19,125 Are you sure you're OK? 1713 01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,958 I'm fine. 1714 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:27,458 Um, what I'm really worried about is you. 1715 01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:31,375 Um, I can tell that you're not happy 1716 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:35,083 and I think that it-- it might be because you're 1717 01:08:35,208 --> 01:08:37,791 on the wrong track. 1718 01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:40,125 I don't-- I don't know. 1719 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:44,375 Maybe it's because you're still looking for something 1720 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,333 that you haven't found yet. 1721 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,250 You know, I mean-- 1722 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:52,375 I-- I know that I am. 1723 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,875 You know, I mean, everybody thinks 1724 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,125 that I've got everything, you know, the Ohio 1725 01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,541 Advertiser of the Year. 1726 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:01,333 And probably be hired to go to Barcelona soon. 1727 01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,583 But I don't have anybody I can share that with. 1728 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:09,541 You know, and the one person that really does it for me 1729 01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:14,750 is a girl that I met back in high school. 1730 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:19,916 We are the Tigers and we're not cocky, but we're run you-- 1731 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:20,916 you know, kawasaki. 1732 01:09:21,041 --> 01:09:22,458 Do you what I mean? 1733 01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:25,416 I've still got your panties from that time that-- 1734 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,000 OK, Chip, I-- 1735 01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,166 it's time to go. 1736 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:29,750 OK, it's tough to hear I get it. 1737 01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,125 Stay the hell away from my wife, Chip. 1738 01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:48,291 I got a newsflash for you, Sparky. 1739 01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:50,041 Your wife's gone. 1740 01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:52,541 She's way out of your league and she's finally realized it, OK? 1741 01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,000 It's over. 1742 01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:55,000 Easy. 1743 01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:56,208 Huh? 1744 01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:57,458 You think I can't defend myself just 1745 01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,041 'cause I'm in a wheelchair? 1746 01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:00,416 No I know Hapkido! 1747 01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:03,250 Ah! 1748 01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:04,583 That's for stealing my yogurt, douche. 1749 01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:12,708 You know what the worst part is for me, Chip? 1750 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:15,000 You're a horrible person. 1751 01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,666 I mean there is just nobody worse. 1752 01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:19,291 And yet because of what you had to deal 1753 01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,791 with being in that chair, I actually still 1754 01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:23,916 feel guilty for hating you. 1755 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:26,833 You know what I hate most about you, Tom? 1756 01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,416 It's not your gay voice, probably thought I was 1757 01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:30,000 going to say your gay voice. 1758 01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,750 Actually no, but thank you. 1759 01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:33,083 It's that you're weak. 1760 01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:35,625 I've defeated you in every possible way. 1761 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,625 I neutered you at work, I've turned your in-laws 1762 01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:40,875 against you, and I'd say I'm at most three days away 1763 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,750 from mounting your slutty wife again 1764 01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:45,333 and you've got the gall to pity me. 1765 01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:50,041 Yeah. 1766 01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:52,333 I guess I do. 1767 01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:53,333 Yeah, don't. 1768 01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:03,875 It's a miracle, he can stand. 1769 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:04,833 I knew it! 1770 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:08,208 [screaming] 1771 01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:17,833 You banged my wife with that giant, uncircumcised ant-eater! 1772 01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:19,125 Can't breathe, Tom. 1773 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,000 Why the hell would you spend your entire life 1774 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,125 pretending to be paralyzed? 1775 01:11:26,250 --> 01:11:28,375 What's wrong with you? 1776 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,791 You ever try to park at the mall during Christmas? 1777 01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:34,041 Or do you have any idea how much easier it is to get sympathy 1778 01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,666 sex when you can't walk? 1779 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,000 You're a sociopath. 1780 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,333 Oh don't get the wrong idea, I actually 1781 01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:39,666 needed that chair for a while. 1782 01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:42,000 When I was 14, I got into a surprisingly 1783 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,708 violent hacky sack accident. 1784 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:46,041 And then a few weeks later, came out here for high school, 1785 01:11:46,166 --> 01:11:47,791 decided I'd milk it a little bit. 1786 01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:49,500 Do you think I'm not going to tell everyone 1787 01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,750 that's ever met you, you freak? 1788 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:53,458 You just threw an innocent, handicapped guy 1789 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:54,500 down the stairs. 1790 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:57,083 No one's going to believe you. 1791 01:11:57,208 --> 01:12:00,000 And, you know, you were just at a very distinct advantage just 1792 01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:02,750 then when you threw me to the ground. 1793 01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,791 All of my martial arts training has 1794 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:07,458 been from the seated position. 1795 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:10,791 [screaming] 1796 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:13,666 Give it up, Chief. 1797 01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:14,541 You're never going to win. 1798 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,625 See you at school tomorrow! 1799 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:23,041 [phone rings] 1800 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,041 Hello? 1801 01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:28,375 MAN 8 [ON PHONE]: Is this [inaudible] Chip Sanders? 1802 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,750 What? 1803 01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:31,125 MAN 8 [ON PHONE]: My name is Juan [inaudible] 1804 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,000 of [inaudible]. 1805 01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:35,208 I am the Executive President of Idea, 1806 01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:37,500 the ad agency in Barcelona. 1807 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,416 You sent to us your resume. 1808 01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:40,875 Yes! Hello! 1809 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:41,791 Ola! 1810 01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:43,291 Coma esta! 1811 01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,791 MAN 8 [ON PHONE]: Very good, thank you very much. 1812 01:12:44,916 --> 01:12:46,541 Will you indulge me please, sir, for one moment 1813 01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,625 and allow me to say to you that your work is absolutely genius? 1814 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:52,166 Senor Tomato is, in a word, spectacular. 1815 01:12:52,291 --> 01:12:53,083 Jesus, yes. 1816 01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,375 Uh, thank you. 1817 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,750 Gracias. 1818 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:56,833 MAN 8 [ON PHONE]: You're very, very welcome. 1819 01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,250 I come to the point. 1820 01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,583 You, sir, are being chosen for the position 1821 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,208 of Director Creativo. 1822 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,500 Can you fly to Barcelona [speaking spanish] please? 1823 01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,916 Sure! Si! 1824 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:07,791 Gracias. 1825 01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:08,708 Super. 1826 01:13:08,833 --> 01:13:14,041 [speaking spanish] 1827 01:13:14,166 --> 01:13:15,000 [beeps] 1828 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,625 MAN 9 [ON TV]: Tom! 1829 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,291 Wildman here, we set up a meeting with the Wesley kid. 1830 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:19,625 But you probably know all about it, 1831 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:21,583 seeing as your wife is his lawyer. 1832 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:22,458 Screw it. 1833 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:24,291 I'll send Chip-- 1834 01:13:24,416 --> 01:13:25,208 Shit! 1835 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:28,625 [music playing] 1836 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:36,958 Bob! 1837 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,458 Have you seen Sofia? 1838 01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:45,083 No, I went to buy more scotch. 1839 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,875 When I-- when I got back she was gone. 1840 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,250 You all right? 1841 01:13:48,375 --> 01:13:51,208 Bob, there's something I have to tell you. 1842 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:54,958 The Wesley tape wasn't destroyed in the fire, I-- 1843 01:13:55,083 --> 01:13:56,583 I accidentally taped over it. 1844 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:58,291 Sofia told me last night. 1845 01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:01,250 I told her the same thing I'll say to you. 1846 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:06,083 The only person responsible for me losing my job is me. 1847 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:09,291 I also started the fire. 1848 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,375 It was an accident, I-- 1849 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,083 I-- I wasn't aware. 1850 01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:17,125 Are you-- are you OK? 1851 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:19,791 I bent over backwards to sell Wollebin's vision 1852 01:14:19,916 --> 01:14:22,875 and I, you know-- 1853 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,875 I knew in the back of my mind it was bullshit. 1854 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,208 - It is bullshit, Bob. - It is. 1855 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,666 - Screw him. - Screw him! 1856 01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:29,583 Screw him! 1857 01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,708 You're all right, kid. 1858 01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,333 You're all right. 1859 01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:41,083 Sofia's getting ice cream with Chip at Eddy's Sweets. 1860 01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,000 Thank you, Bob. 1861 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:50,666 Oh Jesus, Tom. 1862 01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:51,583 You got to take a shower! 1863 01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,500 I'm sorry. 1864 01:14:55,416 --> 01:14:56,291 BOB KOWALSKI: Go get her, son! 1865 01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:04,583 KID: Hey, 5 bucks to whoever can knock that tool off his bike. 1866 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,291 [laughs] 1867 01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:16,625 Oh. 1868 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:27,250 These rims aren't supposed to bend. 1869 01:15:27,375 --> 01:15:30,666 [music playing] 1870 01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:39,916 OK, Wesley. 1871 01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:42,333 You just sign there at the bottom of the paper, 1872 01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:45,750 you're about to be a very rich young man, OK? 1873 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,833 Try not to get the fudge on the contract. 1874 01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:50,000 Don't do it, Wesley. 1875 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:50,958 Oh good, Tom's here. 1876 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,583 Tom. 1877 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:54,250 What happened to you? 1878 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,916 Will everyone just please listen to me for one second OK? 1879 01:15:56,041 --> 01:16:01,500 Sofia, Wesley, Wesley's dad. 1880 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:05,250 Sofia I know on paper I'm not the most ideal husband. 1881 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,208 I'm selfish, I can't hold down a job, 1882 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,041 and I think I may have turned your father into a problem. 1883 01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:11,416 drinker. 1884 01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:12,833 Still, one thing you said you loved about me 1885 01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:14,708 is that I could smell bullshit a mile away. 1886 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,625 Well this guy, Sofia, is filled with bullshit. 1887 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:22,291 He's a sociopath, and more importantly, baby he can stand. 1888 01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:23,916 I have seen it. 1889 01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,250 He can't fight while he's standing, but he can stand. 1890 01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,750 Fortunate for me that there's no stairs here for you to try 1891 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:30,541 to prove your point again. 1892 01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:32,291 TOM REILLY: Baby, I know it's hard. 1893 01:16:32,416 --> 01:16:37,041 But I need you to believe this, I need you to believe in me. 1894 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:42,333 Tom, why would I pretend to be handicapped my entire life? 1895 01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:45,708 Just so I can park at the mall at Christmas? 1896 01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,791 Hello. 1897 01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:50,708 Uno momento, por favor Senor. 1898 01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:53,333 This is my dream job in Spain, OK? 1899 01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:55,250 They're calling to make the final travel arrangements. 1900 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,750 It's the actual reason that I came, I just-- 1901 01:16:57,875 --> 01:16:59,541 I don't really care much about Wesley. 1902 01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:01,583 Hey, ain't cool. 1903 01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:03,375 Less words. 1904 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,625 I have one question, Sofia. 1905 01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:07,291 Si si. 1906 01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:13,500 Do I have them buy me one plane ticket to Spain or dos? 1907 01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:14,541 You know what, Chip? 1908 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,333 I think you're weird and creepy. 1909 01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:19,041 And if you think I'd ever choose you over the love of my life, 1910 01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:21,708 you're the most delusional man on the face of the earth. 1911 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:25,916 That'd be uno ticketo, por favor. 1912 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:29,416 Sweetie, you couldn't lose me if you tried. 1913 01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:31,083 And you've been trying pretty hard lately. 1914 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,458 Momento. 1915 01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:39,291 So I guess this is adios. 1916 01:17:39,416 --> 01:17:40,833 Oh my god. 1917 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:41,875 Ta da! 1918 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,416 Holy shit! 1919 01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:45,666 Sofia, you should know the night that we made love, 1920 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,458 I faked my orgasm. 1921 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:49,458 Tom, you're never going to beat me, 1922 01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:50,708 and I'm going to send you a pretty 1923 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,041 little postcard from Barcelona. 1924 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,750 Senor! 1925 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:56,750 If it's all the same with you, I'd like to travel tonight. 1926 01:17:56,875 --> 01:17:57,666 [speaking spanish] 1927 01:17:57,791 --> 01:17:59,666 Of course, Senor Chip. 1928 01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:01,666 I will have Barcelona's longest limousine 1929 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:03,208 awaiting your arrival. 1930 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:06,041 And after your beauty rest, I make big party for you 1931 01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:07,625 with beautiful chicks. 1932 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,541 Fantastico. 1933 01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:11,500 Everything all settled? 1934 01:18:11,625 --> 01:18:13,041 Girls, best of luck. 1935 01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:17,291 Good luck to you, Chip! 1936 01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:19,458 Good luck to me, I don't need luck, Tom. 1937 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:21,291 You need the luck, you're the sorry idiot 1938 01:18:21,416 --> 01:18:23,958 that's going to be stuck living in Ohio the rest of your life. 1939 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:30,083 Working in the most boring ad agency in the world. 1940 01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:31,458 I'm going to Spain. 1941 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,750 Spain, Tom! 1942 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,291 Spain! 1943 01:18:34,416 --> 01:18:38,125 I'm taking this little walk and roll show on tour. 1944 01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:39,666 Yeah! 1945 01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:41,291 They're not going to see what hit them! 1946 01:18:41,416 --> 01:18:43,708 You know what I mean? 1947 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:46,666 [chatter] 1948 01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:51,041 [music playing] 1949 01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:02,500 The folks at Lion's Pride were all set to spend tons of money 1950 01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,000 to try and get you to eat their new hamburger 1951 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,708 spread, Pickle Whip. 1952 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,041 They even went so far as to hire pro-skater Tony 1953 01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:10,333 Hawk to put on a pickle costume and do 1954 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:12,125 rad skateboarding tricks. 1955 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:15,583 The only problem was, once Tony was in his pickle costume, 1956 01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:16,625 he couldn't see very well. 1957 01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:23,000 To be honest, it's just tartar sauce on a hamburger. 1958 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:25,375 But I've got to tell you, it tastes really good. 1959 01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:36,625 TOM REILLY: And cut! 1960 01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:38,041 Great job, Wesley. 1961 01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:39,208 What'd you think Bob? 1962 01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,708 I love it! 1963 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:44,041 It's honest, no bullshit, and the kid's a natural. 1964 01:19:44,166 --> 01:19:45,250 Take five, buddy. 1965 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,083 Come on, babes. 1966 01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:49,208 I'll be in my trailer. 1967 01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:52,666 Somebody should get that girl some pants. 1968 01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:54,458 Listen, Bob, I cannot thank you 1969 01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:57,000 enough for flying out here to help me start my own company. 1970 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,375 You're an ad man, Tom. 1971 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,208 You're fabulous. 1972 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:01,791 I brought you a present from Ohio. 1973 01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:05,083 Aw, you didn't have to do that. 1974 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:08,291 The yes ball. 1975 01:20:08,416 --> 01:20:09,458 I'm kidding. 1976 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:11,375 [laughs] 1977 01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:14,375 Why would I give you my yes ball? 1978 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,125 [music playing] 1979 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,083 Hola, Senor. 1980 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:19,541 [speaking spanish] Senor? 1981 01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:20,416 Senor? 1982 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:21,666 Hola. 1983 01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:22,875 Chip Sanders, new creative director. 1984 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,083 I need to get inside the building. 1985 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,500 Do you see I've broken both my legs? 1986 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:26,750 Is that tough to see? 1987 01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:28,458 Guess what, old Chiperoo is going to take 1988 01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:29,833 care of things himself. 1989 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:32,375 This is what a man who needs help looks like. 1990 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,333 Don't worry, you got-- are you late for an appointment 1991 01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,250 or something? 1992 01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:36,250 Is that what it is? 1993 01:20:36,375 --> 01:20:37,125 You must be late. 1994 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,041 How about this door? 1995 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:40,291 Can I just get this one? 1996 01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:41,666 There's no mistake at all. 1997 01:20:41,791 --> 01:20:44,000 I don't-- Sir, I work on the fourth floor. 1998 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,541 It's Chip Sanders. 1999 01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:47,041 I-- please don't break my arms too. 2000 01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,500 Please don't break my arms too. 2001 01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:51,416 Just lift me up and place me back in my chair. 2002 01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:53,666 [chatter] 2003 01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:57,708 SOFIA KOWALSKI: There's my two favorite boys. 2004 01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,208 Hey, [inaudible]. 2005 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,208 Hi. 2006 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,125 Hi. 2007 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:07,083 So baby, I've got to be at a deposition downtown by 9:30. 2008 01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:09,583 I got breakfast in the oven, it'll be ready in 15 minutes. 2009 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:11,041 I really can't be late. 2010 01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:14,041 Chocolate croissant. 2011 01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:16,500 What's 15 minutes? 2012 01:21:16,625 --> 01:21:19,083 I know how we can spend six of those minutes. 2013 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,500 Six minutes? 2014 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:22,416 You really think you can last that long? 2015 01:21:22,541 --> 01:21:24,541 I could last seven and 1/2. 2016 01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:26,166 What do you think of that? [laughs] 2017 01:21:26,291 --> 01:21:27,958 [MUSIC PLAYING - THE MAGIC NUMBERS, "MORNINGS ELEVEN"] 2018 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:30,666 [SINGING] Baby if you telephone maybe 2019 01:21:30,791 --> 01:21:32,833 I can meet you in the morning. 2020 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:40,166 Call me if you're on your own and maybe 2021 01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:42,500 I can meet you in the morning. 2022 01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:43,500 [screams] 2023 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:52,000 [SINGING] Ah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba aah. 2024 01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:55,416 Mornings eleven the feelings are severed 2025 01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:57,875 I can't feel anything at all. 2026 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,375 But I would-- 2027 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:01,375 --die for you. 2028 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,875 Oh I would-- 2029 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,833 --die for you. 2030 01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,333 Well, what's my name? 2031 01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:11,333 Well, what's my name? 2032 01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:12,333 I don't know. 2033 01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:21,791 Baby if you telephone maybe I can meet you in the morning. 2034 01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:28,750 Call me if you're on your own and maybe 2035 01:22:28,875 --> 01:22:33,250 I can meet you in the morning. 2036 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:40,208 Ah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba aah. 2037 01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:46,708 I had it all. 2038 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,250 But I never thought I did. 2039 01:22:50,375 --> 01:22:53,625 No, no, no, no, I never thought I did. 2040 01:22:53,750 --> 01:23:01,500 Whoa oh oh oh I had it all. 2041 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:04,916 But I never thought I did. 2042 01:23:05,041 --> 01:23:08,375 No, no no, no I never thought I did. 2043 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:16,250 Whoa oh oh oh ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. 2044 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,000 MAN 10 [ON TV]: So make sure that you understand, 2045 01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:20,291 when you're chopping things up in the way that those people 2046 01:23:20,416 --> 01:23:21,666 in the north of Italy. 2047 01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:23,875 [baby crying] 2048 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,541 That's the kid. 2049 01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:26,458 Let's go. 2050 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:29,125 [baby crying] 2051 01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:35,375 WOMAN 3 [ON TV]: [speaking spanish] 2052 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:37,791 They're out of their minds. 2053 01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:39,000 Hey, Tom. 2054 01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:40,791 You got to come see this guy. 2055 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:42,708 WOMAN 3 [ON TV]: [speaking spanish] 2056 01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:44,125 What? 2057 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,500 PACO: Ah, you missed it. 2058 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,416 Let's go, man. 2059 01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:49,875 [MUSIC PLAYING - VOXTROT, "THE START OF SOMETHING"] 2060 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,833 [SINGING] This time of night I could call you up. 2061 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:56,291 I get angry with athletic ease, break 2062 01:23:56,416 --> 01:23:57,875 common laws in twos and threes. 2063 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,791 [inaudible] 2064 01:23:58,916 --> 01:23:59,875 [laughs] 2065 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,750 CREW: Cut it. 2066 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,750 What did you do? 2067 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:02,750 [laughs] 2068 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:05,250 [inaudible] 2069 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,416 How's my pressure? 2070 01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:09,375 [laughs] 2071 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:10,416 CREW: Keep rolling, guys. 2072 01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:11,750 Have you step into that again-- 2073 01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,208 He's going to the bathroom. 2074 01:24:17,333 --> 01:24:19,833 [laughs] 2075 01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:21,333 Will it come through? 2076 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:22,250 [beep] 2077 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,083 TOM REILLY: Sorry, guys. 2078 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,833 Try and sneeze a couple more times in this take. 2079 01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:28,041 [laughs] 2080 01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:29,791 Did you-- was that good for sound? 2081 01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:30,708 I mean-- 2082 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:31,791 [beep] 2083 01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:33,333 Sir, we've got web advertising, 2084 01:24:33,458 --> 01:24:36,583 product pr--um, product partnerships, and print ads. 2085 01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:39,208 Actually, it's a-- it's a four-pronged strategy. 2086 01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:42,000 No, no, no, uh, uh, this is, uh, no. 2087 01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,625 No. 2088 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:45,791 Uh, actually it is, uh, Chip. 2089 01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:47,208 Is there direct mailing in it? 2090 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,333 TOM REILLY: Yeah. 2091 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,666 Sorry. 2092 01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:51,041 This-- this was a great take, everybody. 2093 01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,375 Let's save this one. 2094 01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:53,666 Let's just mark this one. 2095 01:24:53,791 --> 01:24:55,208 Circle it, and let's go again. 2096 01:24:55,333 --> 01:24:57,000 CREW: Cut it out, I want it out. 2097 01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:58,416 [beep] 2098 01:24:58,541 --> 01:25:01,416 This neighbourhood is chock-full of honkies. 2099 01:25:01,541 --> 01:25:02,916 [laughs] 2100 01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:07,375 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Do you have a problem with that? 2101 01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,000 And, go ahead and get my-- 2102 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,375 Do you want-- do you want a code word? 2103 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,666 --get my-- [laughs] 2104 01:25:11,791 --> 01:25:12,750 I want a safe word. 2105 01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,083 Our safe word is raisins. 2106 01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:16,500 [laughs] 2107 01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:18,541 Did you see Karate Kid? 2108 01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:19,458 SOFIA KOWALSKI: Yeah. 2109 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:20,333 All right, good. 2110 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:22,083 Miyagi, Miaccho. 2111 01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:23,000 That's not right. 2112 01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:23,916 [beep] 2113 01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:24,875 Oh oh. 2114 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:25,833 No habla espanol? 2115 01:25:25,958 --> 01:25:26,750 You know what I'm saying. 2116 01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:28,083 You heard me, muchacho. 2117 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:29,375 Pack your bags. 2118 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:30,291 Adios. 2119 01:25:30,416 --> 01:25:31,333 What? 2120 01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:32,750 LEON: You heard me, Iglesias. 2121 01:25:32,875 --> 01:25:35,500 Take your anger out on a pinata, you're gone. 2122 01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:36,791 It's great, just think of how many more 2123 01:25:36,916 --> 01:25:37,875 soccer games you can go to. 2124 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:38,833 [laughs] 2125 01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:40,333 Dude, you're killing me. 2126 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:41,750 [beep] 2127 01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,500 This is nice. CHIP SANDERS: Isn't it good? 2128 01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:47,041 It's a good chair. 2129 01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:48,125 It's actually more comfortable than I had imagined. 2130 01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:49,083 CHIP SANDERS: Less words. 2131 01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:50,000 What we're going to-- 2132 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,375 [laughs] 2133 01:25:53,416 --> 01:25:54,250 [laughs] 2134 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,541 Shh, here we go. 2135 01:25:55,666 --> 01:25:58,166 Stop it. 2136 01:25:58,291 --> 01:26:00,375 That's for st-- uh, it smells like [muted].. 2137 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:01,250 Did you crap your pants? 2138 01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:02,416 [laughs] 2139 01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:03,291 God. 2140 01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:05,916 Here we go. 2141 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,375 [laughs] 2142 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,916 TOM REILLY: I'm sorry, that was funny. 2143 01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:12,000 Ah. 2144 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,125 I'm sorry, [inaudible] [laughs] 2145 01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:14,041 CHIP SANDERS: You good? 2146 01:26:14,166 --> 01:26:15,333 [laughs] 2147 01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:18,041 Just go ahead and [muted] the master. 2148 01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,000 TOM REILLY: Oh, shit. 2149 01:26:19,125 --> 01:26:21,125 [laughs] 2150 01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,791 [muted] That's great. 2151 01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:24,708 This is going to be an awesome gag reel for [inaudible].. 2152 01:26:26,625 --> 01:26:28,250 [MUSIC PLAYING - VOXTROT, "THE START OF SOMETHING"] 2153 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:30,125 [SINGING] --what's a book to you in bed? 2154 01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,625 Do you feel better? 2155 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:32,625 Older? 2156 01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,416 Say this just makes me ill. 2157 01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,958 Your name is dripping from my pen. 2158 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,083 Still, you're not around to curse. 2159 01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:41,791 I've gotta drop the gun now. 2160 01:26:41,916 --> 01:26:44,500 Say I'm still under you. 2161 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:11,208 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep tonight. 2162 01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:13,000 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep. 2163 01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:15,708 Just shut your eyes and burn the past. 2164 01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:20,208 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep tonight. 2165 01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,000 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep. 2166 01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:24,708 Just shut your eyes and burn the past. 2167 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:28,916 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep tonight. 2168 01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:31,000 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep. 2169 01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:33,708 Just shut your eyes and burn the past. 2170 01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:37,916 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep tonight. 2171 01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:40,000 Marianne, let the ghosts sleep. 2172 01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:42,083 Just close your eyes and burn the past. 2173 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:10,291 [music playing] 2174 01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:28,000 [SINGING] Bye yes yes bye bye bye bye bye 2175 01:29:32,041 --> 01:29:35,791 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 2176 01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:44,500 Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye. 2177 01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:52,583 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 2178 01:29:56,916 --> 01:30:01,291 Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye. 2179 01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:09,083 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 2180 01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:17,791 Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye. 2181 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:26,208 Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. 2182 01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:40,916 Bye bye bye bye bye bye. 2183 01:30:41,041 --> 01:30:44,500 Bye bye bye bye. 2184 01:30:44,625 --> 01:30:53,333 Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye 2185 01:30:53,458 --> 01:30:58,291 ra pa ra pa ra pa ra pa pa pa 2186 01:30:58,416 --> 01:31:04,750 Pa pa pa ra pa pa ra pa raa pa pa 2187 01:31:04,875 --> 01:31:11,500 ra pa raa raa raa raa raa raa raa 2188 01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:16,583 Pa ra ra ra ra pa ra pa ra pa ra 2189 01:31:16,708 --> 01:31:22,333 pa raa pa ra pa ra pa ra pa ra